RussellDopeland

Why is it that, as a Bills fan, I feel like Bill Murray in "Groundhog Day"? You just know this season is heading to an 8-8, 7-9 result. Then everyone returns.....and 2017 will bring another year of hope and promise, only to end in a 6-10, 7-9 finish as well. It's fun being mired in mediocrity!!

My hat's off to the OP- 16 years of this sh!t and he can maintain a modicum of positivity. Good for him (of course he's a self-loathing, masochistic sociopath....but aren't we all?)

What a horrible thread! Hiring Banner is a great idea- like going hunting with Dick Cheney. Next someone will suggest the Bills hire that former head coach of the Jets- ya know, the fat one with the big mouth.......Oh!

I don't know- Chris Palmer (Senior Offensive Assistant) and Aaron Kromer have held head coaching duties in the league (Kromer as an interim HC). So there are options available WHEN Rex gets sacked.

Wow! Lawson was an alright player, I suppose. But this thread is amazing- you'd think the Bills had just axed a Darryl Talley, Cornelius Bennett, or Sam Rogers.

Tasker has been selling cars on TV for years- he's just trying to hoodwink a team into buying a car from the Bills, and paying through the nose to get it. If it works...great. And if Taylor gets hurt, you might as well play the raw rookie because the season is over.

Why are people surprised by this? Lawson is old, has slowed down, offers NOTHING in regards to pass rush, and carried a cost-prohibitive salary. His injury just prior to camp prevented him from participating, and that greased the skids.

NO,the 1993-94 off-season was the worst in Bills' history: The team was coming off a fourth consecutive Super Bowl loss. They lost long-time starters like Jim Ritcher, Howard Ballard, Nate Odomes, and Mark Kelso. They replaced those players with the likes of Corbin Lacina, Jerry Crafts, Mickey Washington, and Matt Darby. Their top three draft choices were Jeff Burris, Bucky Brooks, and Lonnie Johnson. And to top it off, the greatest player in franchise history was arrested on double-homicide charges.

This is because Striker poses a threat to Rex's boy (IK)...though the fact is Enemkpali is as useless as t!ts on a bull.

If a player is flagged for a 15 yard personal foul/unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, give the other team the option of accepting the penalty, or sending the guilty player to a "penalty box" for one play. The ensuing play could then be run in 11 versus 10 mode, with one operating on an abbreviated "power play". It would especially advantageous if the penalty was committed by a defensive player.

The Bills should instead embrace a cause that would be easy to relate to for their fans- like the soul-subduing scourge of Gout.

A former Bill did- Sam Adams

The best press conferences at One Bills Drive were conducted, not by Rex Ryan, but by Dwight Adams. RIP

Rex Ryan will go down as the Bills' worst coaching hire since Hank Bullough. When his tenure as a Bills ends, we will compare Charles Clay's stint here to Quinn Early's. Sammy Watkins will catch 100 passes this year. Jason Simpson was the real killer. After venturing over to the PPP Board...my fellow Bills fans are political nutbags.

What is WGR going to air at 7? "Inside the Bills with Joseph Goebbels"? Murph's propaganda is farcical.

Did Lee provide an update of his work on Fitzpatrick's mechanics?

Charging is a tasteless 70's design...it looks like some sort of bitchin' flame decal on a '72 Camaro. Standing is classy, dignified- the 60's throwbacks should be the regular uniform/helmet combo.

I loathe Coldplay

The DOD must be thinking "Phew!! Thank God!" It's not like they were going to be able to make do with the $573 BILLION that has been appropriated for defense in 2016.

Yes, because the roster, as presently constituted, is devoid of holes or weaknesses. We still need of a top-three receiver. RT is a huge question mark. The RG (Miller) sucked a$$ as a rookie..."but trust us, he's bound to get better!" We have a safety that is one hit away from retirement. Our PK is shakier than a crack-addict in need of a fix. And we might as well pull a fan out of the stands, on a weekly basis, to return kickoffs and punts (the fan couldn't be any worse than the doofuses that have done it for the last few years). It was great draft..but come on, we aren't ready for the season as of yet!

I figured they were looking for a new assistant who could make multiple nightly runs to "Dairy Queen" to ensure Murph can make it through his two-hour program.

Maybe Orchard Park just happens to sit above a large shale deposit. Can't wait for the "Noco Express Mart Stadium Football & Fracking Center@ Ralph Wilson Place".

Love Ragland, but take anything Casserly says with a grain of salt- the "Just for Men" has started to seep into his brain.

Urban Meyer on NFL Network said he's a DT with a DE skillset. He sounds exactly like the type of lineman Rex covets.

This was inspired by a movie titled "Run Silent, Run Deep" starring Clark Gable. However, Rex was insistent that the "Run Silent" part be dropped.