RussellDopeland

When Murph hasn't had his second gallon of "rocky road", he gets pissy.

McCown is an abortive mediocrity of a quarterback- any argument that this team would be better off with a starting QB of his limited skill-set is absurd. Taylor may be nothing more than a career backup masquerading as a starter; but advocating for McCown over Taylor is akin to wanting a Matt Cassell as your starter, as opposed to Kelly Holcomb. For Christmas we need to give me some matches and a gas can to Terry and Kim so they can burn this f#&@%$€ thing down and start from scratch.

17 years. We're the bottom of the barrel. The Bills are a collosal goat #$&% of an organization.

Let's see- they could sign Joe Banyard (or cut him, depending on whether or not he's currently on the roster, which he may or may not be). Maybe cut a Whaley draft choice who formerly played well- Miller comes to mind (especially since Ducasse has galvanized the line with his sensational play). Maybe they'll fire Chuck Lester, a long-time pox on this organization. More than likely, though, they'll announce that they will be sporting the blue pants next week at KC- that should do the trick.

History, for the Bills, currently sports the number "17". Soon, I'm afraid, history will be swapping "17" for number "18".

17 years

Someone on the equipment staff needs to remedy this situation. It's that damn "11" jersey number. From Norwood on, the number eleven has been a reoccurring nightmare: Norwood Rob Johnson Bledsoe Roscoe Parrish TJ Graham now Jones. The number is cursed. It's a pox on the team and the player who dons it!

Ooooohhhh!! Great!!! What kind of vapid softballs will Murph lob at SMcD? "Coach, that must have been tough losing Sunday? Right?" "Coach, it must be fun to win a game like you did in Atlanta? Right?""Coach, this is some nice weather we've been having? Right?"

Is Amba Etta-Tawo connected in any way with Imma Getta-Tattoo, who is a WR at Temple?

God the Bills are an embarrassment. No better the the frunkin' Browns!

Sounds delicious. I'm eager to try the "Murph Deluxe Burger" from John Murphy's personal recipe- 6 all-beef patties 8 strips of bacon 4 boneless buffalo-style wings 1 "Paula's Donuts" maple glazed donut (deepfried) 4 slices of melted American cheddar topped with a thick Guinness-infused gravy on a fresh kimmelweck bun.

Webb is a poor man's Thad Lewis...and by "poor man", I mean a destitute, poverty-stricken, homeless, cardboard box-living wretch. The Bills will probably pay Webb's salary by sending interns over to Wegman's to cash in empty pop bottles and cans.

Thanks for the insights Murph! The only thing missing from the OP's post was the phrase "brought to you by Noco".

My God...when did Eric Wood become Chris Kelsay? Average to mediocre talents inexplicably paid exorbitant amounts of money by this joke of an organization.

I said in a post when the Bills didn't match the Gillislee offer sheet that they would probably use that pick on a backup LB or some other mediocrity. Lo and behold they did....I'm now going to go vomit.

Hope White becomes an elite corner. That being said- I really hate this franchise (30 years of fandom notwithstanding).

Who you gonna trust- Belichik or Whaley, when it pertains to personel decisions. It's laughable reading of all the "excitement" about this 5th round pick. Actually, it's cringe-inducing. Orgasmic delight over a 5th round pick? I guess it's no problem that Whaley's dilatory approach to situations like this lead to productive players departing. At least the Bills can invest this 5th rounder in a backup LB or something (if the player even makes the 53 when all is said and done).Comparatively speaking, the Patriots will, once again, kick the Bills ass this upcoming season. Whaley is a disgrace. He's a Napoleonic little man who has undermined two consecutive coaches, and managed to shirk repsonsibility for the mediocre talent level of this rather putrude roster. <Edited for political comment. Consider yourself warned. -Chandler#81>

When New *ngland signs him, I'll return to this thread to witness the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Now all that Whaley needs to do is sign another player who can help the Bills in these 5 ways: Play Right Tackle Play Outside Linebacker Play Corner Play Safety Serve as longsnapper

LaConfora is a fountain of useless drivel. That being said- this story, whilst considering the dubious source, would not be all that implausible. Whaley can't seem to get along with anyone, especially the head coach (Saint Doug, Rex). Apparently Whaley is a Napoleonic little snake that spends more time engaging in territorial pissing contests than anything else.

The Bills sure are acutely sensitive to how they are publicly perceived. Shutting down the official message board is in keeping with a franchise that can't take criticism. It's no matter that they've been serving the fans sh!t on a shingle for the better part of two decades. Oh well- there's always the extensive, scrupulous analysis that is offered on "The Joseph Goebbels Show".....I mean "The John Murphy Show".

Maybe they now cut Shady as well. That would be stupendous, insomuch as it would give Whaley and the imbeciles in this front office "flexibility" (i.e, they could invest their number one pick on either a RB or CB!!!) Another RB or CB in the first round!!!! YIPEE! How many times has this franchise pulled this type of crap?

I believe the phrase "rat's ass" should have been somewhere in the thread title. ESPN flat-out sucks these days (as do their 'ace' reporters).

"There's nothing at all wrong with Shaq Lawson's shoulder. Our medical staff gave him a green light. We expect him to be a day-one starter."

The Bills are like the Sagrada Família Basilica in Barcelona. Construction on the church began in 1882, and they hope to complete it by 2026! At the rate they're going, the Bills should break through with a playoff berth around the same year (especially since Brady sold his soul to the devil and will likely play to age 50).