Tommy Boy:
Tommy: You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the Ron Mexico's word for it?
Ray Zalinsky: Ted, send over a bucket of ice with a bottle of champagne. Have the card read, "Tough luck Ron Mexico , use the bucket to ice down your marbles, get drunk on me, signed Z."
Tommy: If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother, Ron Mexico.