Actually it went like this. Only DJ would be stupid enough to trade a ProBowl LT, move a fat slow RT to LT without asking the player if he could handle it, then announce the no huddle, then cut said RT to LT the week before playing on national TV on the road against a division rival coached by a cheater, replace him with a project LT who hadn't practiced much of training camp, then fire the OC that was supposed to run the no huddle.
If I wrote that scenario in Jan 2009 noone would have believed half of that would happen