Bad Lieutenant

Anybody want to take bets on how long after Peters signs his fat contract that he becomes lazy and complacent?

I hope that my 'tude isn't dissuading you from sharing more anecdotes from your Tea Bagging experience. Actually, I still have a ton of questions for you-What did your sign(s) say? What were you wearing? Breeches? A wool waistcoat? A haversack? Did you express your disapproval of reckless government spending by bedecking yourself with tea bags? Did you honk your horn at noon just like "Thomas Paine" asked you to? How did your body respond to being exposed to sunlight for longer than five minutes? Did you make friends with any fellow kooks and if so have you made plans to meet up and shake your fists at the sky again?

You're kidding- YOU went to a Tea Bagging event? That doesn't sound like something that a guy who posts right wing talking points round the clock on a Buffalo Bills message board would be into. I'm shocked! But seriously, I can only imagine the hog heaven you must have found yourself in yesterday, being surrounded by the unwashed masses who share the same uniformed, paranoid worldview as you. How did it feel to actually be able to bounce your kooky views off of a live human being for once? I can picture it now-you're lurking in the background while sheepishly eavesdropping on your fellow kooks in an attempt to find an opportunity to crowbar yourself into a conversation so you can share some of your amazing zingers. Finally you make eye contact with a man wearing Tea Bag earrings and you make your move- "I couldn't help overhearing you conversation about whether Obama is a Socialist, Stalinist, Fascist or a Communist and I just want to interject with a hilarious riff I wrote on a Buffalo Bills message board last week...................."

If you're going to accuse me of "sock puppetry" can you at least settle on a single identity? Isn't this like the 5th person you have accused me of being already? Just pick one and stick with it. Connecting me to everyone who has ever posited a left of center argument towards you makes you seem, dare I say, paranoid! Looks like we have two options to choose from- a) When you post your ramblings on this forum you enter into a right-wing talking point coma which leaves you unable to recall any of your prior rants. b) You're too stupid to follow your own incredibly stupid "logic"

Could you do everyone the courtesy of attaching some sort of disclaimer to the beginning of your posts? Something along the lines of "The following blustery hoopla was written by a right wing shut-in paranoiac who has deluded himself into believing that he is being targeted for summary execution by a cabal of liberal intellectuals. Attempting to take such grandiose idiocy seriously may be damaging to your frontal lobe, and can put you at risk of joining OCinBuffalo in his lobotomized-like state."

Your stupidity knows no bounds, does it? Are you really trying to equate ACORN and some nudniks vandalizing hummers with the Timothy McVeighs, the James Kopps, the Eric Rudolphs, the James Adkissons, and the Michael Brays of the world? You are just a stupid, stupid, stupid little man, aren't you?

Here's another great "Tea Bagging" video. They're still doing the birth certificate thing? Seriously? While you're at it get a load of this guy- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwdOwgD5OsY In just 3 minutes he manages to tell everyone to pull their kids out of college, that digital converter boxes are part of a plot to spread left-wing propaganda, and that Obama is the culmination of a 50 year communist conspiracy (funded by George Soros of course). In the meantime the crowd eats it up with a woman screaming "burn the books!". When asked what books she's referring to she replies "the brainwashing books-the evolution crap"............but I thought the Tea Bag movement is about fiscal responsibility..........................

Is Omon really that bad?

Sex-crazed hordes of hot mixed-race chicks will be roaming the streets of every American city.

You do realize that "people are pissed" to the tune of Obama approval ratings in the 60's, right? If you're unaware of that then I'm sure you also don't know that these pitchfork carrying buffoons are the same people who campaigned and voted for John McCain-despite the fact he agreed with Obama on the 700 billion dollar Emergency Economic Stabilization Act last October. Since I'm sensing a trend in your ignorance it looks like I'll also have to remind you that GWB presided over 8 years of "irresponsible and reckless spending with no accountability" and guess what- there wasn't a single Tea Bag Party! And what about the Reagan 80's when the conservative mantra was "deficits don't matter" and The Gipper tripled the deficit? I'm sure all the white trash were riding about on their mechanical pigs with "PORK DC" signs, right? Well, not exactly.

This is why I love this forum! Did you just accuse me of "sock puppetry"? Way to really throw down the gauntlet!

"Getting a jump on the work day"? Its 5 hours later and you're still online. Weird.

It's 6 AM on the West Coast and you're already doing the message board thing? Let me guess- you've got a Tea-Bagging in San Bernardino this morning and you're up bright and early to iron your faux revolutionary garb? (Size XXXXXL of course)

Is a public temper tantrum featuring mechanical pigs, pitchforks, awful minuteman costumes, misspelled hand-scrawled signs, tea bags, fanny packs, fifth string conservative pundits, and a wide variety of America's ugliest white trash really the most effective way to get your message across? Come to think of it, wouldn't you actually need a message in order to get a message across? Behold the mind-blowing mass stupidity of the Tea-Bag movement! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFdUP3YnZgE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXHtz6N8xLk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSfE6JcelT0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VDYcylsUpk

James Adkisson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Knoxvill...church_shooting

Eddie Robinson? Keith Newman? Jay Foreman? I think it was one of these guys.

Is it as pathetic as being the 8th most active poster on a message board?

How clever, you figured out that both "left" and "lieutenant" start with "L". Hilarious! How about "Bad Lib-Tenet"?

Who was the linebacker we had who couldn't catch up to Bledsoe? (I think it was Bledsoe, but it may have been a different lead footed QB)

Ahem http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?act=Stats cough cough http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?act=M...&filter=ALL

How hilarious is it that the messiah of the conservative movement is being schooled by a high school dropout!! http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2...ash_on_cbs.html

Do realize that this morning alone you devoted over 2,700 words to your shrill paranoid ramblings on a Buffalo Bills message board? Are you really suggesting that the Michael Moore's and the Keith Olbermann's are contemplating killing you? (Methinks OC's mom needs to take him to a shrink.)

How does posting a needlessly long, bizarre, self-aggrandizing rant disprove my assertion that you're just a McVeigh-esque paranoiac? I hate to break it to you but personal success and writing 500 word right wing manifestos on a Buffalo Bills message board are mutually exclusive. And by the way I'm still waiting for your explanation as to how Obama and the Democrats "need to get rid of" you and what means of "resistance" and "self defense" you're referring to.

Wow, the "Be more like Europe" talking point, how original. When someone plays that card it's a sure indicator that their lack of intellectually curiosity and maturity is precluding them from forming a serious opinion. I suppose this is the kind of delusional rhetoric that should be expected from someone who went on this Timothy McVeigh-esque rant-

How much money do you think the American Embassy in Rome has lying around? Did it ever occur to you that this may be just the first installment of aid and it is intended to be more symbolic than practical?