Bad Lieutenant

No, but it's required by his therapist.

Thank god you're okay, it's been weeks since your last communiqué and I was beginning to fear the worst-that you've been captured by George Soros's Air America paramilitary force somewhere along the border of the occupied territories. I lost sleep at night imaging you being tortured and re-educated in Janeane Garofalo's Ministry of Love, although I never doubted your resolve to resist betraying the resistance. What a relief. I have some good news for you. Your mother entrusted me with the duty, no the honor, of delivering your monthly supply ration to Drop Point Delta. Everything's there, your 20 pairs of 3XL tighty whiteys, an Ipod loaded with 50 hours of Glenn Beck mp3s, 1000 dollars worth of unmarked Chuck E. Cheese tokens, and a month supply of maximum strength accutane. Wait until nightfall to recover it of course, for Keith Olbermann's Predator drone planes have been spotted patrolling the vicinity. Comrade Olbermann has become emboldened since the election of The Messiah and he will not hesitate to terminate a patriot like you-with extreme prejudice. Good luck and God Bless.

This is a conservative, rural district. They didn't need to bus anyone in.

Here's a less flattering picture of Sodini. http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/05/gym.sh...iary/index.html

I love when people don't read the entire article that they link to.

What, no "partisan lemming" blast? I'm disappointed. Considering your rhetorical limitations I suppose you were just saving it for my reply since you had already went to the "i don’t care about your opinion" and then the "keep pretending" wells and you couldn't afford to blow your entire repertoire in one response. That's some good rationing on your behalf!

Please stop acting like you don't know who Jesse Watters/Griff Jenkins are or what the conservative version(s) of DailyKos is/are. You're not fooling anyone.

Hey look, it's Alaska Brain Drain, the king of idiotic strawmen and slippery slope fallacies. Just who exactly is calling for the Town Hall Teabaggers to be arrested for disorderly conduct?

Why should they? That's Ron Paul's base.

Looks like TO has a future in Media & Advertising after his football career is over!

Hilarious.

And "Superstar" Parrish.

Don't keep your hopes up, William F. Buckley is dead.

Please tell me that you're a birther too. That would be great! I think that the mouth-breathing sweathogs like yourself are following Alinsky's playbook much more closely than any liberal has. http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/upload...lactionmemo.pdf

It's probably stored in your browser cache.

http://georgesodini.com/20090804.htm

Like the offseason where he signed the entire 1989 NFL All-Pro roster.......In 1997.

T.O. or Trent Edwards?

No racial coding here. Trina Thompson....Bronx...lawsuit...welfare.............angry middle aged white male rant activated!

Interior lineman like Wood are typically among the safest picks in the draft. This years class has 3 (Mack, Wood, and Unger) who I think will be around for a long time.

Excessive alcohol consumption can make a person retain a considerable amount of water weight as well.

Absolutely. They could replace the Air Marshals.

What an overstatement!

Get out!

Thank god for the TSA in this situation. When I'm on a flight the last thing I want is to be stuck ahead of or behind a couple of snot-nosed brats climbing all over their seats and running up and down the aisles acting out The Pirates of the Carribean with their crappy replica swords.