While serving two guys last night, I overheard them saying what a joke the Rex Ryan hiring was. I asked them politely where they were from. They said, Utah and North Carolina.
The guy from Utah's favorite team - The Patriots, but used to be a Cowboys fan
The guy from North Carolina favorite team - The Seahawks, used to be Raiders
I asked both, "if they own a SF Giants hat, Lebron jersey and wave a Ohio State flag?"