Wacka

"All right... we'll give some land to the !@#$s and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish! " (Blazing Saddles-for you youngsters)

Next to the Rockpile there used to be a Loblaws. When it closed, the neighborhood was complaining about businesses abandoning the inner city. Yeasr later, a black man opened up FIGMOS (Finally I Got My Own Supermarket). He lasted about 18 months before closing too. The reason he gave: "They steal just as much from a black store owner as they do a white one. " The shoplifting broke him. My brother delivered to the Family Dollar store on William. The manager was standing on the dock with a pistol- The reason was that people would steal the cases as they slid down the rollers from the truck to the store!

On the last census, for race, I checked "other" and wrote in "human".

Yeah, its like ancient dude, half of your life.

NERD

All this for what amounts to a swirly? How about locking up high school bullies for giving swirlys?

"Which one of those buttons on your chest calls your mom to pick you up? " / Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

IMO, the left has already gone too far in electing the Messiah.

The White house writes most of the questions already.

That's easy. The K is Keith McKellar.

Won't have much time left for that. Besides they don't have the comics.

Kirk hit on any green babes in this version?

She is truculent!

I was going to say that too. Saw him at a Denny's a year or two after he came to Buffalo. Wasn't wearing his rug then.

Eating Raoul

I already mailed in my ballot. No on 1A-1E Yes on 1F. I also vote now on all bond issues. People forget we have to pay the interest.

He's a real a-hole in real life. he started out on KGO in SF (moderate to left) went to KSFO (conservative), and then national. He is on KNEW (conservative) here in the SF area now. KGO and KSFO share studios. People at both stations hated his guts, so they set up an ISDN line to his house so he didn't have to come to the studio.

Actually that tent city has been around for about 40 years. When Oprah found out. Armstrong & Getty, radio guys who are on in the Sacrament and SF areas, had callers. Some said that that homeless camp started around 1970!

Martha Mitchell, John's wife, came in TV when it all started and said her husband was crooked. He dismissed her as nuts. She died from cancer before it was all over and never got to say "see I told you so". No they fact checked, in fact they had to get two sources for everything. The problem is that "journalists" wanted to be the next W &B after that and ran with everything. They weren't famous before the stories came out. In 73-74 I was taking American history in 11th grade and the teacher had us watch the recaps of the daily events on the evening news. She was going over the constitution at the time and was using the current events as a perfect example of it in action.

Get rid of the body. Do we have to explain it all to you?

According to foxnews.com, AP says Jack Kemp has died from cancer.

Two old queens tearing into miss California the other night on PMSNBC. Olberman and some other gay reporter.

Another story. My father's brother and his wife were looking for burial plots while my father was getting sicker. My father hated his sister-in- law (she caused enough trouble that he and his brother didn't speak for over 5 years). Plots next to my parent's plot were available. He said to my mother "If that B word is buried next to me, please dig me up and move me because there's no way in hell I'm spending eternity next to her." They found plots in another cemetery. The ones next to my father were bought by one of my mother's brothers. We joked with my mother when it became 2000. I asked her if we could save money by having 20 engraved on the headstone for her date of death. Hey, it's going to be cheaper now than later. Of course she said no. She's 82 and still driving some. Had an appendectomy at 80 and was fine two weeks later. Her 92 year old sister just had an operation for a bladder tumor last Monday.

With a Mac you won't get the BSOD that incapacitated an aircraft carrier several years back (or did they change the color now?)