NyQuil

Hilarious post is hilarious.

Really really tempted to put my tickets on stubhub for the opener.

I assume you are under 21. If so BWW is probably the best option as far as HD games and big screens. Tullys would be a close second owing to the better food.

My Steelers tickets will be going up as gametime gets closer. Right now I am really having a hard time not listing the opener tickets as well.

Didn't Sanchez only play one year in college?

And everyone that has blue eyes has a common ancestor.

I have no problem taking Mz. Andrews if no one wants her.

SOLD! Well not really sold but you know what I mean. Mods feel free to lock or delete.

OK I am giving away my tickets to the preseason game this Saturday. I can't make it due to work. I am too lazy to go downstairs and get the actual section and seats, but I do know its row 21. I can also tell you its in the corner near where the Bills come out and in the lower bowl. First one to PM me gets the seats. If you are in Buffalo or Rochester I will personally put them in your mailbox tomorrow. If you live elsewhere I will mail them out via standard US mail tomorrow. I'll also throw in the $5 off parking coupon.

Well, he did go to USC afterall.

I'll be there tailgating in the Special Events Lot.

Quite frankly I am surprised they took the various Jets player's dicks out of their mouths to make any comments at all.

Was it the drinking and hitting on married reporters Hall of Fame?

LOLz.

Just do a youtube search for Lawrence Taylor and Joe Theisman and you'll feel better.

France. In the US....Wyoming or some place in the midwest.

You forgot: Puts sunglasses on during interview? Check I was coming in here to post the exact same thing. http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Beat them on a FG in overtime in a game with five Jets turnovers. It was hilarious to watch.

I worked in the Post Closing division of a mortgage company during the crash. I can verify that everything here is true.

1. New Quarterback who had taken maybe a total of 10 snaps before the season. 2. James Starks went down as the star RB meaning teams could focus more on Naaman. Hope he makes it.

Anytime I think I might have been too drunk at a Bills game I will think of this.

Way to go Switzerland.

*Popcorn*

I might stop by.