I always love the sugar coating that goes on from fans, media, coaches and FO during the draft. As we know, the reality is that the majority of these picks will not pan out, but that never stops those invested with a "glass half full" outlook. Thought it would be fun to put it to the board for some comic relief.
Some of mine are:
"They're going to line him up all over the formation"
"He played this position in college, but can play every position"
"Although he was a late rounder, xxx had him with a 1st round grade"
Have fun...