you a freakin Badger fan? Figures.
A teacher in a 1st grade Oconomowoc classroom asked her students a question one day. She asked everyone who was a Badger fan to raise their hand. Everyone in the room except one little boy raised his hand. The teacher said "young man, if you're not a Badger fan, what are you?" The young man said "I'm a Michigan fan!" The teacher then asked why. The young man replied "well, my dad is a Michigan fan, my mom is a Michigan fan, so I'm a Michigan fan!"
The teacher then said, "Well, that is not an excuse to be a Michigan fan!
If your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, would that make you a moron?"
The young man laughed and said to his teacher, "No, it would make me a Badger fan!"