Nervous Guy

okay...if this thread get more positive responses than my cool Lebron swishing a football from full court thread, I know I have "delivery dysfunction".

pretty !@#$ing funny

okay...I got a delivery for you....

is he the worst starting QB in the league?

did it swish? did she try to make that shot? really? Pretty easy for all you fools to say you'd have no problem doing that...prove it.

no he isn't, but he's a hell of a WR!

pretty amazing.

Toxic Avenger Part 2 (according to my Goggle search)

there must have been some signficant genetic mutations that occured around 1976...that's when the trend towards obesity started.

...not too many people who commented on that "review" seem to support it.

9. The Bumpuses – A Christmas Story (1983) Like I wrote in the previous entry, bad neighbors usually come with dogs, and nothing is truer of the Parkers’ hillbilly neighbors the Bumpuses. They actually owned 785 smelly hound dogs that apparently ignored every other human being on earth other than Mr. Parker (Darren McGavin). They attack the poor man every day when he comes home from work. Where are these damn hillbillies anyway? Do they really not care that their awful dogs are physically assaulting another person? The worst comes on Christmas morning as the dogs come crashing in at just the mere smell of turkey. So basically you can’t have a decent meal with your family if you live next door to these fools because their dogs will literally crash the party. The only good thing that came out of this disaster was that the Parkers were introduced to Chinese turkey. I really have to give Mr. Parker credit on the way he dealt with his neighbors. He never confronted them or called the cops. He just yelled, “Son of bitches! Bumpuses!” and close the door on one of the dog’s ears. If those dogs had attacked me, destroyed my house and the Bumpuses made no attempt to fix it, well I would have grabbed Ralphie’s Red Rider BB gun and started picking off the smelly hounds one by one. http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-1...ovie-neighbors/

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I know that is a typo.

It originated in 1946....prior to my conception.

what's the opening bid?

indeed and what a sterling example of collective intelligence it is....

THAT should be his new sig line....not that lame ass junk the ball of beer threw out there.

he was crowing yesterday, today, not a word...SEVERAL people around here are actively seeking him out...it's funny just to sit back and watch!

Steve Young quote on Pats* starters being pulled.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It was like you beating your brother in chess and he gets mad and wrecks the board"

haven't heard that in a while...

you must give me ample warning when you are about the start these threads...counting on anything of value to come from the ball of beer is pure folly.

I did my best...