what a bunch of frickin' idiots...
(Moe gets ready to slap Shemp, Larry foolishly intervenes)
Larry:"Hey, pick on someone your size!"
Moe(Slightly amused):"You want me to pick on you?"
Larry(acting tough):"Yeah, I want you to pick on me!"
(at this point Moe dismisses him as unimportant and turns back to Shemp)
Larry(proudly to himself):"Ahh I knew I'd bluff him..."
(Moe then proceeds to kick Larry from behind)-3 Stooges
here you go...this HAS to be the truth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useful_idiot