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Nervous Guy

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  1. what the hell am I going to read during my "morning constitutional"?
  2. yeah right...you were probably like that girl in that youtube link I provided.
  3. Exactly...I am certainly not viewing Jews as demanding or have any amount of "Judeophobia"...this whole "issue" is just silly...Thank you for your insightful reply!
  4. I was the master of the head shot ...I never bothered with the easy middle of the back as you're running away shot...pretty good at catching as well...dodgeball rules! Survival of the fittest!
  5. DUH. NYC is the center of the universe...ask anyone who lives there.
  6. A Reform Rabbi was so compulsive a golfer that once, on Yom Kippur, he left the house early and went out for a quick nine holes by himself. An angel who happened to be looking on immediately notified his superiors that a grievous sin was being committed. On the sixth hole, God caused a mighty wind to take the ball directly from the tee to the cup — a miraculous shot. The angel was horrified. "A hole in one!" he exclaimed, "You call this a punishment, Lord?!" Answered God with a sly smile, "So who can he tell?"
  7. Before I got the RROD games started freezing, then I got it...they told me to send it back and they replaced it with a brand new one...that was about a year ago. My original console sounded like a freakin' jet engine, it wasn't right from the start...this one is much quieter. So far so good. Good luck!
  8. it's a prelude to the red circle of death.
  9. i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
  10. that's how they speeled it in da olden days.
  11. I've sent you a case of Chantix, of course it'll be late since I sent it via your favorite carrier, The Poney Express...HBD!
  12. It's day 3 and all is well.
  13. Not doing more than the average is what keeps the average down.
  14. I can't tell, is that an April fools joke as well?
  15. you're just jealous. I'm going to succeed baby!
  16. not sure if I remember that one...spent alot of time on Breakout and foosball.
  17. I've been married for almost 22 years...she doesn't understand but that doesn't matter, it gives her an easy out on gift giving occassions.
  18. So....I started taking Chantix on Saturday...next Saturday is my quit date...so far I haven't killed anyone or contemplated suicide.
  19. Everybody knows that anyone in this group scoring more than 90 points doesn't know anything about college basketball. With that said...GO NOVA!
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