No...it's not a troll.
First of all I consider Sahlen's to be a higher caliber type of hot dog ( they certainly aren't the store brand there at Wegmans ) which is why I used the word blasphemous.
It was going to be a rainy day with temps in the 40's here in Dallas Fort Worth Texas today and I thought the crock pot would be a better option rather than the grill.
I've seen the responses and have postponed preparing the Sahlen's to a more grill friendly day.
May I now have my tailgating status reinstated?