A homo goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around
the bush, you have AIDS."
The homo is devastated. "Doctor, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, a plate of baked beans, 20 un-peeled
carrots covered in tomato salsa, 10 jalapeno peppers, 5 corn-on-the-
cobs, 40 walnuts and peanuts, a box of branflakes, and I want you to wash it down with a gallon of prune juice."
"Will that cure me?" asks the homo hopefully.
"No," replies the doctor, "but it will teach you what your butthole is really
for."