Subject: Fw: Bush and Rumsfield
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> President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
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> A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and
> Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
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> The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
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> So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor!
> What are you guys doing in here?"
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> Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
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> And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
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> Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this
> time and one blonde with big breasts."
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> The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blond
> with big breasts?"
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> Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would
> worry about the 140 million Muslims".
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