I don't know why,but this reminded me of a joke.
Ms Smith wanted her 4th grade class to learn a new word every day,and todays was "fascinate" After explaining its meaning,she asked if anyone could use it in a proper sentence. Little Susy raised her hand and Ms Smith called on her."I love the book Cinderella-it fascinates me" "Close, Susy but not quite right-Mellisa?" " I think my mom makes the best apple pie in the world-it fascinates me" This is going nowhere, thought Ms Smith,when little Johnny raised his hand. Now she had a great deal of problems with him in the past,but thought this was a safe question so called on him."My aunt Alice has a sweater with 12 buttons,but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight"