Jim in Anchorage

Why do you suppose that is? so why didn't they keep him?

This coming from someone named 'Fatty McButterpants'?

Yuchh. Why bother. That sounds like something I would give my Grammy. Super hot no sour cream.

In the parking lot maybe. Did you put it on a card so you could refuse payment if you got ripped off?

Where the hell did you live?

Always blame the husband. She was dosed alright.

It was a test to see if any of you could remember what your actual jobs are.

Over there.

This is my campaign to clean up English.

Sometimes it looks like you could, even when I eat it.

I just smell it, take a small bite, hold it in my mouth for a second, then spit it on the floor.

OK I'm done, but where did "wing nut" come from? It's a nut used to hold down a air cleaner. It has wings on it so it can be taken off by hand. What is the connection with Republicans/conservatives? Nutty wing of the party?

Explain what a motherment is.

Sleepy time for you.

I grew up with butter and salt. Anything else is heinous blasphemy.But lemon and chili powder? I may need to experiment

What in the world would that have to do with malpractice judgments? And your suggestion that"jury's and judges need to quit handing out awards like candy" Do they have any motivation to do so? The jury thinks that could be me[hopefully] so they hand out $millions The "advocate" for the complainants is of course the judges buddy. This is not about creating a new law. It is about fixing a law that already exists.

So click your heels and make it so. With no new laws.

Thats the Eden corn festival. BOWLS of melted butter at every corn stand. But of course I'm not cleaning up.

Fine, but are you prepared to estimate[and prove with receipts] how much sales tax you pay a year?

How could anyone eat both sides at once? That would require buttering the whole ear and most of it is going to end up on the floor. Butter the top, eat that, flip over and butter the bottom. I thought that was just common sense.

When that gets old- May be used as a substitute

You know I am sick of your You are always talking Now or get off the pot. That is a word with limitless potential.And that ain't no bull .

It's got a supid name.

Who would loan this idiot $70,000?

Looks like you got your money's worth.