Jim in Anchorage

"modified?"

I did clean it up for publication.

Back in the 70's a friend of mine used to keep piranha in his aquarium in his apartment in Lackawanna. Well they died, so he put them in the freezer. Being a clown he thaws them out and takes them down to the Buffalo small boat harbor and calls the paper. Says he just caught a piranha with a rod and reel-the paper[i guess Buffalo evening news] runs this big time. Front page, with many biologists giving their thoughts of why piranhas Had gotten to lake Erie, and how it made sense to them. Week later the lab says"by the way, that was a frozen fish"

Last post wins.

This was not about high draft choices It's about THIS years SB.

10 commandments of course. I have another one that looks like Yul Brenner but every time I get it out these %&@$* freaking locusts appear.

Yeah that Friday thing is tough. Maybe one open on Saturdays?

It's no fun when they know it's coming.

Damn I wish I could get this camera to work. I have this tortilla shell that looks just like Charleston Heston.

I am hard core AFC but I would like to see NO take it. They have had such a sad sack history, but man that MNF game was a work of art. Bree's to Bills? Swap ya two Toronto games and a player to be named latter

Do you see just what your eyes wish to see?

I could care less about religion- those lesbians and gay boys kissing give me the creeps. I don't care what they do at home-just don't shove it in my face. Yeah I am a redneck mule Skinner but a "marriage" that has to go to a 3rd party to have children is a farce. Form a LLC and call it what you will- just don't call it a marriage.

Government workers are smart enough to work 16 hour days two years before their retirement-thats all they need to know.

So thats why all the woman and children are gone...

Now thats how to cut down. I do get some funny looks at the liquor store though when I buy two bottles of rum and one can of Coke.

But you said the beer was OK though?

Well I wish you the best.

I take it you didn't get the job.

Apparently they go to the ballet before/after the game. Need I say more?

Why in the world would anybody care?

Źßæ█♫ ŒĐƽ╬ ₧щΩ▓ћ ☻ Checkmate.

Can you imagine the cops IDing this guy? "Well he looks muscular to me" "Yeah, but you're a lard-o. Bob, what do you think?" "Well, he is cut up, but his traps need work" "Sir, your under arrest"

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Is that from the Bills group photo?

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