1) Dolphins
2) Chiefs
3) Jets
4) Cowboys
5) Pats
6-8) Bengals/Steelers/Ravens
9) Browns - with Watson, they would have been 6.
Dolphins is based upon decades of hating them. They're also the team that non-Bills fans in Bills country seem to go to as anti-heros.
Chiefs are obvious because they've had our number in the post season and I'm jealous.
Jets have enough star power that they're very unlikeable despite being non-relevant for a while.
Cowboys - f*ck them
Pats fell off fast enough that I rarely think of them. That said, they're still in the division so they get a spot at the table
Bengals/Steelers/Ravens - respect them, but at the same time they're annoyingly always in the hunt.