Hapless Bills Fan

I would not swap Josh Allen for anyone unless it involved the procedure used to repay a Medieval Welshman for the death of a mouse-killing cat under Cyfraith Hywel Since Josh has no tail (that we know of) we modify the procedure to hold Josh upside down by the toes of his "My Cause My Cleats" so that his fingertips just brush the ground. Since he's alive and we want to keep him that way, assure a proper oxygen supply with Harrison Phillips' Scuba gear Now pour gold around him until (without walls to constrain it or anything) the toes of his cleats are covered. When you have a pile of gold big enough to cover him in entirety, the rest of the deal may be negotiated.

In case you don't have enough to worry you regarding who will show up for Phase III this week, whether we have enough depth at CB, who our replacement is for Dean Marlowe at S, how we're gonna fit all those DLmen onto the roster, whether Moss will be ready to go for traning camp, Jon Feliciano gives you this: https://www.instagram.com/stories/jonathanfeliciano/2580205271763446191/ original: https://www.instagram.com/p/CPOKOtbssiX/ And article: https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgxyqw/sex-crazed-cicadas-psychedelic-orgies-fungus?utm_campaign=later-linkinbio-vice&utm_content=later-17340976&utm_medium=social&utm_source=instagram So, there you go. Now you can worry about sex-crazed Cicadas high on psychadelic mushroom compounds. Thank you, Mongo Feliciano! PS over/under on a craze for eating cicadas to get the mushroom/bath salts effect?

Depth. Need at least 1 more guy who can play

What does this have to do with scrutiny of the resumes and qualifications of coordinators or major position coaches have to do with the last 5 years of offensive or defensive assistants? Show me the Money ....er, the threads speculating on and dissecting the qualifications of these low level assistants (when male)

I like this one. What's your fave?

I would like to see an upgrade. But whether or not we upgrade, we need depth - Wallace played because Josh Norman started the season injured, Jackson played because both Wallace and White were injured at different points. I think Beane probably has a list of names he feels might be cut, or a list of the 50-ish remaining FA CB he is interested in (but only at the right price).

I would say that if the decision-making leading to too many picks can be tamed (and Fitzpatrick did manage this), Winston might be an upgrade over Trubisky.

Take the Tylenol. It will do your immune response no harm. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/expect/after.html There's a J Virology study in mice that showed reduced antibody production with ibuprofen or naproxen (Aleve), so Tylenol may be preferred.

I wish he was a Bill but, Can't complain about not moving up if the price was too high

Had friends over for lunch today. 13 yr old son just vax'd last week along with his friends. Kids are super-stoked to start getting together more. Overall, stats on Moderna harsh side effects aren't nearly that high as 50/50 Kid had a couple days feeling tired, napping a lot but as she said, could just result from spending the preceding week studying super-hard. Got the shot Weds, felt basically normal by Fri.

This. I think we were closer than anyone knew to Josh missing about 4 games this season (in which we went 2-2) I think Josh was still out there because injured Josh > > Barkley and with Barkley we maybe go 0-4 or 1-3 Solve CB#2 issue some other way.

Didn't have either on hand, but now that you mention it I've probably got a vial of electrolyte tablets I used to use when I was training for a century bike ride Didn't think of them last night Good tip though

I had heard that the Bills were trying to trade higher up (17-ish)....of course they might have expeted Etienne to go higher. Or, they might have wanted something else. 🤷‍♂️ According to Zierlein's edge grades, you have a point: 6.39, 6.44,6.3,6.44,6.3; 6.39, 6.27, 6.29 (I don't really know whether 6.44 and 6.27 are different numbers) But who knows how the GMs grade these guys? He does grade Etienne significantly higher (6.71) but presumably the teams who drafted DE (and other positions) between 17 and 25 had different grades. (Or they didn't follow their board?) Beane wants him his draft picks.

I'm sure those bringing up the issue of "discrimination" have unearthed the job histories (prior to hire) of every male coaching assistant the Bills have hired in the last 6.5 years and prepared a chart which breaks down the experience at different level by days, to compare. They also have access to the quality of film breakdowns and scouting reports prepared by all these individuals and have had 5 relevant coaches or players grade them on a scale of 1 to 9. PS

He could have just kept running and probably interfered with the pass but he tried to go for the "kill shot" and sack Murray. Murray eluded him and had time to set and throw

Maybe they plan to convert him back to WR or TE (just kidding). Maybe says he got 15.5 sacks in those 12 games and the Bills see high potential. Reportedly our DL coach really liked him and was banging the table for him. That actually kind of worries me because the last player where a position coach was known to be banging the table, Zay Jones, didn't work out so well. Just curious, why do you say that? I thought they likely wanted Paye. Agree with this.

Coincidentally, I was up at 3 am last night. Leg cramps from drinking too much red wine/mild dehydration. Strangely, my major concern was to chew up a couple of Tums for the minerals, gulp a bunch of water, and get my ass back to bed asap.

He may be too lazy to change his account name. I don't believe Diggs is married either, though he is known to have a daughter (and may possibly have another child less publicized). No wonder he hates mornings if he's up at 3 am. Get some Zzzzzs Stefon!

A sake bomb is an abhomination committed by people who like neither sake, nor beer.

wonder what HER 40 time is She hasn't competed since October of 2019. I'd say she hasn't lost it. https://sports.yahoo.com/simone-biles-nailed-vault-dangerous-194453354.html

This. If concern about qualifications is the thing, why don't we see the stuff in this thread every time the Bills hire a male assistant coach? https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bills-bring-aboard-sophia-lewin-as-offensive-assistant-hire-three-other-women-to-staff/ So she was a coaching assistant during training camp last season and has coached at the high school and college level. It's not like the Bills hired someone without relevant experience, moreover since she worked for them last summer they must have liked the job she did for them.

LOLOL

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I swear he needs a posture coach

with the backwards cap? No that’s Josh Right, not sure who is next to Edmunds.