Loser yes, but nobody said anything about "me" being better, or about "me" playing for OP. However, when you come with the "^%$& OP" quote, you probably do beat the dog and wife, and with only typewriter muscles, you probably came out on the losing end (at least with the wife, maybe not the chiuaua). You should really get that rash looked at. Lay low and air it out Grunt.
Heck, then you might even change your name to "Hum" or "Whistle!"