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My brother lights his farts all the time. It's hysterical.

Exactly.

I would agree with your offensive projections for the most part. I can assure you however, that Dwan Edwards is starting. In fact, he may be the only guy on our roster that I would guarantee is starting on the defensive line. Mitchell, McKelvin and Wilson are also going to start. Actually with respect to your defense, to quote Kramer when asked if Jerry's apartment was in fact Vandalay industries, "no, no, you're way, way off."

What a horrendous pick! I've never heard of him! We should've taken Pike, LeFevour, Bruce Campbell, Cam Thomas or a white receiver! In all seriousness, Gil Brandt said he could've snuck into the FIRST ROUND and most publications had him projected as a third rounder. Great pick.

This board is getting embarrassing to be associated with. Here's how it works: 1. You read mock drafts 2. They mean nothing 3. You get these guys names swirling in your head ie. Kindle, Cody, McCoy, Shipley (a white receiver, hallelulah), Cam Thomas?, Bruce friggin Campbell? 4. The Bills pass on them and take a guy that wasn't on YOUR radar 5. Every other team also passes on them 6. You, with your utter simplemindedness, deduce that a) the Bills don't know what they're doing and b) you know more than the rest of the 31 other GM's in the league also 7. Finally, someone inevitably takes one of these guys and because they have amassed more guys that you've heard of from your silly mock drafts, you waste your already useless time and come on here and tell everyone how good a draft they've had 8. Nobody knows! I'm sure there was someone somewhere in 1985 that was like, "Andre Reed? Kutztown State? The Bills don't know what they're doing!" 9. I'm drunk, good night. 10. Carrington was a friggin steal!

We want a guy whose name has appeared in mock drafts, not a proven prototypical nose tackle who fits our new scheme perfectly!

Dare I flash the bat signal once more and see how we're looking for tonight? He accurately called that we wouldn't trade up into the back end of the first to go QB, but that we would be looking at QB long and hard at 41. Do we like either of the two big names enough to move up a few spots OR take LeFevour (sp?) in the 3rd round and take a LT or NT at 41? Furthermore, they have to trade Lynch today, right?

Ha! Loser post of the night! Have fun watching your fellow virgin play QB! Tebow belongs at a million dollar southern country club wearing male capri pants. I am so over him. Big LT in round 2, LeFevour (sp?) in round 3.

Listen, I don't know who this guy is either, but if they take Spiller, the legend will grow, that's for sure. He's kind of like TBD's Batman.

No I think he was serious. I'd actually agree with him. I think they waited til after the schedule was out too because the NFL didn't want them to overshadow the schedule release festivities yesterday.

Man I would love to meet some of the people on here. Is there ever any TBD gatherings at home games?

Listen pal, you've been recovered long enough, so you're fair game. You can say whatever you want about me- know it all, smart ass, I get it all the time. But I implore you to find one post I've ever made that isn't immaculately written. Two posts ago, you called me out on my reading "compression." It's "comprehension." And Sigmund Freud was from Austria. Haven't you seen Bill and Ted's? One too many beerballs last night? Maybe Mrs. Beerball is gonna have to come on and defend you...

No sir, you are wrong. He said "East German chick." In that part of the world, people do in fact distinguish between Germans and East Germans. It would be pefectly normal for someone to say, "I was at this bar and there was this big East German dude," despite the fact that East Germany is, as you pointed out, no longer a country. I'm not dignifying the second part with a response, you know exactly what I meant. What are "reading compression skills?" Ahh, cruel irony...

East Germany is still a region, the way the south and the midwest are regions. ie. "typical midwestern girl" or "southern belle..." I know an East German girl and the generation as recent as her parents were brought up Socialist. It is a totally distinct part of the country. Also, I know exactly the character in Police Academy (is it 2?) that Crayonz is referring too, that's genius. I remember this one dude in my high school used to call this other dude Sweetchuck and he didn't know what it was from, but I thought it was hysterical.

My buddy is a diehard Iowa fan and says he is absolutely shocked that Bulaga is considred a top 10 prospect. I would be pissed if they took him. I think they believe that there are only two LT's worth taking at 9 and I would, with my limited knowledge, tend to agree with them.

that would not cause a significant percenatge of the board to be outraged and accuse the Bills of being clueless? I'm saying the only player they could possibly take that would not cause said reaction would be Trent Williams and he'll be gone. So be prepared for the negatvity on Friday morning. Who I want them to take (realistically): Trent Williams, Bryant, Spiller or McClain Who I think they'll take: Dan Williams

Brings up a good topic: whose actions are more deplorable? Rapelisberger or Vick? I got one vote for Rapelisberger. A part of me still believes that Vick never fully conceptualized how wrong his actions were, whether it be due to his upbringing or what have you.

Agreed. Spiller will be gone, Clausen will be available. The Bills pick... Dan Williams. You heard it here.

Fiorio got it right for a change. The Bills potentially moving anywhere is completely contigent on Ralph Wilson dying. When he dies, they will probably be the most likely candidate. But the Bills, unlike these other teams, are NOT candidates to move under their current ownership- a concept nobody seems to understand.

Homecoming week- Adams Atoms

Tennessee Boy, I consider myself to be a pretty smart dude, but whenever I read that quote you have up there I am at a complete loss. What the hell is it supposed to mean?

How is saying you're the third best receiver behind Moss and Marshall a "slight?" A slight is being four spots behind Josh Reed and 49 spots behind Malcolm Floyd as was the case in that preposterous post from yesterday. I'm sure both Darrelle Revis and myself would agree with that.

Nope, Revis doesn't know what he's talking about. Didn't you see that post the other day? Evans is the 56th best receiver in the NFL. Case closed. Besides, Revis has no frame of reference. Posters on twobillsdrive however...

I live in Denver and I don't even give a s**t about the Broncos. Why are you posting on here anyway?