metzelaars_lives

When I was in 5th grade my math teacher, Mr. Bronstein hosted a fantasy baseball draft after school- it was kind of math-related I guess. Anyway, we did the draft a week or two into the season and one of the kids took Don Slaught in the first round. Everyone laughed at him and when asked why he took Don Slaught ahead of guys like Bonds and Griffey, he pointed out that he was batting .500 on the season. He was correct. Slaught was 3 for 6. Me and my buddy still laugh about that one to this day. The only difference between you and this kid back in about 1990 is that he WAS IN 5TH GRADE, yet you, presumably, are an adult.

I get the humor. I can remember when I worked at my previous job in 2005 when Chick Norris jokes were in their prime. I remember thinking then- in 2005- that it wasn't funny. Yet they kept rolling in, one after another: Chuck Norris hides under the boogeyman's bed, etc. Ha ha, very funny. Then one by one people started to agree with me that yeah, this brand of humor had kind of run its course. Here we are in 2013. If you guys still think it's funny, we'll have to agree to disagree. No ill will toward anyone. Go Bills and go Kiko Alonso!

OK I'm in. Let's have some fun. Kiko Alonso doesn't even have to mow his lawn. He just looks at it and all of a sudden it's mowed. Is that funny? Am I funny?

I suppose you're right. I can't be the only one that thinks this stuff is incredibly dumb though, can I? It's almost as dumb as Kiko Alonso himself.

Oh jesus, didn't this Chuck Norris humor jump the shark in like 2005? Come on guys.

I'm a Bills fan in Denver and I also love to hate the Broncos. I know you're gonna think I'm crazy but I actually hate the Broncos more than the Patriots. Believe it. Unfortunately it's the wrong year to hate the Broncos.

Agreed. Jonathan Ogden and Walter Jones would've made excellent left guards as well. With their size, agility and strength! Baltimore and Seattle missed an opportunity to have maybe the best left guards this league has ever seen for over a decade.

Dumb.

I wouldn't necessarily presume that this dude is the Chippewa type. I would say Elmwood is a much safer bet unless he's 19, has a fake ID, goes to Community College, has a chinstrap beard, wears an Italian horn necklace, a leather jacket and is looking for a fight.

I didn't just shake my head at this thread, I actually got pissed. Give me a freaking break- the guy was arguably the second best running back in the NFL last year and you want to trade him after three games- one of which he ran for 100 yards? You want to become the Browns and have our front office send us the message that they're throwing in the towel on this season? Yeah that'll go over well. Get outta here man. No really, get outta here.

Here we go.

Is this the most hyperbolic post of all time? (see what I did there?) Look, he was on Holmes like glue on the 4th quarter TD and just didn't turn around in time. He also made a sweet play to singlehandedly (literally and figuratively) break up a potential TD in the endzone earlier in the game. Do you really think in the 44 year history of the NFL (since the merger) that no player at any position has ever had a worse game than Rogers did on Sunday? Like there wasn't a backup guard on the 1983 Atlanta Falcons that had a really bad game once that you may have missed? My question to you would be, have you really watched that little football that you've never seen a backup CB in a depleted secondary get picked on?

Dude I just find it hard to believe that bigcountrybills knows more about 300 pound men protecting their knees than medical staffs made up of doctors.

Dude if it was that simple, then everyone would wear them. Do you scrutinize every team and see how many of them lose backup guards for a month here and there? And whom amongst them was wearing knee braces at the time? Are you certain that Legursky wasn't wearing a knee brace? I guarantee you that, again, in recent years, the Bills have suffered fewer injuries on their offensive line than just about any team in the league. Every team gets injuries! If knee braces were the magic solution then everyone would wear them. Get real man.

Who says the Bills offensive line is injury prone? They have had the same starting 5 all season save for Urbik missing one series. Last season, Glenn, Levitre and Urbik didn't miss a snap and Pears/Hairston kind of platooned depending on who was healthy. Wood, the one guy who wears a knee brace (according to you) got hurt for two games as he does every year. I would venture to say that in recent years, the Bills offensive line has been particularly resistant to injury. What in the world are you talking about? And also, what are you, a knee brace salesman?

I'm tellin ya- this Tebow kid's a winner. No doubt about it.

Sorry I get moody after losses.

The thing with Justin Rogers was that he was right with the guy on almost every play- most notably the Santonio Holmes TD- but he didn't figure out that you have to turn around. Urbik missed one series and played the entire second half. How much of a 'nut' are you really?

What an enlightening post and thread. Thanks man.

Uhh yes he was. DeAndre Hopkins

I'm not sure I'm cool with a #1 "Bossman" jersey. Unless it was somehow a reference to the Big Bossman, which I'm sure it isn't.

I don't care if they wear pink and purple as long as they win. Wait no one said that yet?

I wouldn't necessarily call this song 'anthemic.'

3. Bills-Raiders 1990 2. Bills-Broncos 1990 3. Bills-Oilers playoff game '92 season had season tickets '87-'95, went to all the great ones. How bout Bills-Jets 1988. BTW does anyone else have Windows 8 and your enter button doesn't work on this site??

Man too many of you have busted out the jump to conclusions mat way too early.