[brian and Peter are pulled over by policeman, the body of Quagmire's cat in the backseat. Peter is drunk and covered in blood stains. Two policeman exit the car and situate themselves on either side of Peter's car]
Policeman #1: What do we got, partner?
Policeman #2: [bends over and inspects the inside of the car] Empty alcohol containers, the driver's inebriated and covered in blood, he's got scratches on his face and arms, there's a blood-soaked corpse in the backseat, got shovels in there, and a hand-drawn map titled This is where we'll hide the body.
Policeman #1: Well, that all seems fine. Sorry to bother you sir.
[A small bag of weed falls from Brian's collar onto his lap. Policeman #2 notices]
Policeman #2: Pot! [Withdrawing gun and aiming it at Brian] Small amount of pot!