Barack Obama

Let me be clear. No decision has been made. Nor will any decision be made until I have consulted with General Larry Platt, Captain Crunch, Colonel Sanders, Major Payne, Sergeant Slaughter, Chief Wahoo, Corporal Punishment, Private Parts, Seaman Swallows, and the rest of the Joined Chefs of Staff. Irregardless which decision is made for me while I'm on the back nine, I can assure everyone that no American boots will be on the ground in Libya as our boots are made in China.

Let me be clear. I had to work up a considerable amount of courage to fly around the world and apologize for America.

Milk-a-wha?

Mission Accomplished

Yes We Can!

I'm on vacation Aloha

Let me be clear. It is unfortunate that security policy dictates the President and Vice President can only be together at certain times. Had Mr Biden been present for my stitching I would have asked the good Doctor for a two-for-one special.

Let me be clear. It was quite a surprise. An elbow to my lip hurts considerably more than the foot in my mouth to which I am quite well accustomed.

Yes we can!

Let me be clear. My expert team of economic advisors assure me that the federal deficit is directly linked to my handicap.

Whenever I want

Yes We Can

Getting the first one has been tricky enough. I would not want to have to go through replacing it.

Spread the wealth

We are the ones we have been waiting for.

Let me be clear Doubling up on hope means twice the Hope but half the Change.

Let me be clear 15th? How many Presidents have won the Nobel Prize? That alone puts me in the top 4.

Let me be clear The water hazards are not big enough for a shark. And even if they were, it's still only a one stroke penalty.

Milkawhat?

Let me be clear It was funny until I made you realize that you're an idiot But after that it's not so funny because you realize that you are in fact an idiot

Let me be clear. Blancizzle or Whitizzle. Mutton Chops are the shizzle my nizzle Chester A Arthur is the Americanizzlee Fo Shizzle

Let me be clear. At least half of Nancy's House and 2/5 of Hary's Senate find me amusing enough

Let me be clear If I can't blame it on Bush, I will find somebody else to pin the blame Double credit for that ammo against that white B word who might dare to challenge me in 2012

Let me be clear. Should this happen, I will appoint former President Clinton as my Pot Czar. Together we will travel to both states for a thorough and comprehensive review of the situation.

Let me be clear. You may not like the drizzle. But without rain there are no rainbows and without rainbows there are no unicorns.