Barack Obama

Let me be clear. I was honored to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for my hard work and dedication in being not George W Bush. But if it were not for my predecessor being George W Bush I would not have been elected President and therefore could not have won the Nobel Prize for being not George W Bush. Clearly this bombing is therefore a problem that I inherited from the previous Administration.

Yes we can!

Yes We Can!

Yes We Can!

Change we can believe in!

Krugman won a Nobel Prize. That takes a ton of talent and effort, trust me I know.

Hope Yes we can

Yes we can

Let me be clear. I live in the state of Utopia

Let me be clear With enough time, (other peoples)money, and energy all that CO2 belching energy will be irrelevant

Yes We Can

There goes the neighborhood

She can come along for the ride, but she has to sit in back

Yes we can!

Let me be clear I spend several hours a day and several days a week inspiring and/or instigating millions of Americans in front of a teleprompter. TOTUS can be quite demanding. Dealing with Soros and Stern isn't exactly a picnic either. So I'd say that I deserve a little "me time" on the links every once in a while.

If you see something, say something

Let me be clear If the previous administration had not signed into law an act of Congress approved during a Republican Congress and re-approved by a Democratic Congress, I could not have had a chance to sign this particular legislation into law.

Let me be clear Any Zombie Apocalypse is an unforeseen carryover from the previous administration.

So what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

We are the ones we have been waiting for

You mean it isn't? I guess that's a relief. We can cancel the press conference and free up some time on the links.

Yes we can

I'm DVR'ing it

That was today? But they told me my invitation was in the mail.

Yes we can. Now get in the back seat.