Barack Obama

Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. Now if you'll excuse me I have vital government business in Ohio, Florida, Indiana, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Wisconsion, Missouri, Colorado, and Nevada and Uncle Joey left Air Force One's engine running

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Let me be clear. Welcome to my list

Let me be clear By calling California this early it frees up voters who would otherwise be in California in early November to start making their November travel arrangements early for Ohio, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, and Iowa

LOL at this part Let me be clear Between vital government business in Ohio, Virginia, Indiana, and a couple of the other 54 states, dinner with George Clooney, and my vigorious campaign fundraising, they're lucky that I found time on the back 9 to Tweet Forward!

Let me be clear It is not my fault that average Americans are not doing their part. Between my time as a community organizer and stellar record of voting present I have had quite a bit of time to contemplate how the economy should work. I tell Americans what they should do and they're supposed to do it. But they don't. So is it my fault the economy is failing, or yours?

Let me be clear. Irregardless of who owns the fish there are 5 houses that need to eat. Access to the fish should not be limited based on their nationality nor should it depend on their lifestyles. Just because these families have a history of smoking various substances, drinking various beverages, or alternative relations with various mammals does not preclude them from their right to eat. I propose that each families fair share be determined by the size of their donation to the Democratic Party. If the contribution is satisfactory maybe we can throw in a loaf of bread from somebody on the next block.

Are you asking Conservatives to be proud of you because you didn't let your own personal bias interfere with doing the right thing?

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I find your lack of faith disturbing

Let me be clear. Ann Romney's horse fetish and her husbands history as a bully are vital issues of the day and will be focal points of this campaign. Now if you'll excuse me, I have vital national business to conduct in Ohio, Virgina, Florida, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, and Indiana. I'd love to stay and chat but I left Air Force One's engine running

Everybody gets a Lombardi Trophy

Barack H Obama Sooper Genius

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Let me be clear Only the Bushes are scarier And maybe the Kardashians

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Let me be clear If you are rich and white, your vote will be counted If you are poor and black, your vote will be counted. Once, twice, three times a lady

Let me be clear There's a West Virginia now? Are those the people that live further out from DC? I smell a dirty GOP trick here. Next you guys in the back seat will start talking about a South Carolina or a New Mexico. Even if this mythical West Virginia does exist, I'm still competitive in the other 56 states

Yes We Can! Let me be clear Before you guys in the back seat get all wee-wee'd up over this, I do not have the power to grant immortality. The best I can do is susbsidize imorrality. Even if the Party of No would grant me this ability, why would I use it? The great 20th century statesman and inventor of The Declaration of the Constitution, Franklin Benjamin from one of the original 17 Colonies, once said something about Death and Taxes. If we granted immortality then nobody would die. If nobody died then The State could not collect inheiritance taxes.

Let me be clear. Where's my campaign contribution?

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Let me be clear. Yes We Can!

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