I think the Bills should just embrace their new image as NFL's bad boys and embark on an aggressive marketing campaign!
"We're The Bills- We jerk off wherever and on whatever we want! What are you gonna do about it?!?"
Is everyone going to get all holier than thou now and act like they've never lurked in the shadows outside a chicks home while masturbating onto a juniper tree?
You mean like how you just pulled this out of your ass? If you want to be taken you seriously you need to provide some actual evidence that proves that the military is more "politically astute" than the general population.
Considering that poll after poll prove that Americans are grossly ignorant of their government representatives why is it such a stretch to assume that some 19 year old in the military would have any idea who Nancy Pelosi is?
Haven't you heard the "Hall of Fame Rejection Committee" or those "hilarious" Greg Bauch fake play by play bits? Do these ingenious comedic machinations sound like the work of someone who isn't ready for the national stage?