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What is better, no guns, or more guns?
aristocrat replied to Security's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
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Lol it would have been…dear penthouse forum….I had whisky Dick
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It was a hell of a bender. Basically flew the red eye overnight got to Ireland the day of the rugby World Cup which was followed by the bengals game. I couldn’t fall asleep on the plan and basically they shut the lights out and everyone was asleep but me and it was free liquor on the flight. The Irish won their rugby match that day which was wild and then we ran into a bunch of bills fans and we got smoked by the bengals which just kept it going. My girlfriend passed out and somehow I was wired and ended up at a strip club which is my last memory of the night. I walked in and I swear to god all the strippers were sleeping on the couches. I asked the Bartender what happened and he was like the rugby World Cup wore em out! somehow I made it back to my condo as I have no recollection and I came in loud as hell and my now wife was in bed and im like let’s get it on and run and jump on the bed but jumped right over top of her bounced on the edge of the bed and back of my head on the night stand. I crawled to the bathroom and it was a murder scene. She’s a nurse so she like butterflied it for the night. I slept in the tub. I woke up the next morning with no idea what happened and what’s wrong with my head. She was like don’t be a ***** get ready we have to get on a train for Belfast. I kept asking her how bad it looks and she’s like you’re fine don’t touch it. We’re in line and I ask this lady how bad my head looked she goes Jesus ***** Christ what happened? She ended up super gluing it together lol
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I still have the scar from splitting my head open during the last London game. You better believe we’re headed back there.
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sorry thought it was recent
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97 mph. Damn man slow down
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Jackson Mahomes Sexual Assault(Update)Arrested
aristocrat replied to aristocrat's topic in The Stadium Wall
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Needed a 1t. This guy has played a ton of games for Seattle. This was my top need post draft.
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Biden and the crises er challenge on the border
aristocrat replied to Unforgiven's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
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Biden and the crises er challenge on the border
aristocrat replied to Unforgiven's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
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someone who has great circulation and their feet are warm
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Crime vs racism
aristocrat replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
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This kids gonna break Kyle Pitts rookie yard record