Were those the only three options, and was it an "or" question? If so, that is most definitely retarded. I'm a resident of all three, and I have "allegiance" to all three, I suppose.
I would have used it during my road test. Some woman "stopped" at a stop sign halfway into my lane right before I drove past the road. Then, my examiner told me to stop, leaned out the window and yelled, "Woman I taught you better!" Turns out he had been her driver's ed instructor.