LeviF

1. I didn't call Ron Paul a "young earth creationist." I haven't the faintest idea as to what Ron Paul's religious beliefs are, nor do I particularly care. 2. Putting something in quotation marks does not show me that you are joking or "making fun." Clearly this is a medium issue. I use the quotation marks quite differently, and use other methods to show that I'm being sarcastic. No need to shout. 3. Try not to get so riled up about things. It's a forum for !@#$'s sake. (this is for you, dev) 4. ????? 5. Profit!

Should I wait and let Tom play whack-a-mole, or rip into this myself? Choices, choices. Do yourself a favor, man, and look up "young-earth creationist."

HBD, jw.

Fast forward to 0:45 http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/ne...tory?id=4999657

Yeah, that's exactly what happens. I understand that it gets busy sometimes, but it still irks me.

You'd be surprised.

Cold salad in a warm/hot bowl.

Guess you don't need to change the battery in that smoke detector after all

I am unfamiliar with his apparently varied spelling of the word.

You mean, "ridiculous?"

I have the same top 5 as you, as I also play in a PPR league. Also, my league plays defense as well, so once I saw safeties start going I would take Byrd from the Bills

I can answer that one. Only as long as it takes for you grind them up and freeze them.

I'm glad Reuters is on top of things.

What the hell is a "mobile inland drilling unit" and what happens when it overturns?

Another drilling rig overturns near Louisiana. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...0043001864.html

Which variety of Jim Beam?

Comedy Central turned tail. Matt and Trey couldn't care less.

To be fair, I find most comedians to be un-funny, period.

They're talking about the cub scout merit pins, not the Boy Scout merit badges. Merit pins disappear when you get rid of the blue uniform in favor of the tan.

Now that was funny. Did you see her face after they showed that clip? Priceless.

You can custom-order one of those already. Wang #69 jersey here we come!

Well how about that? Link in case OP still can't find it: http://buffalobillsproshop.com/

They'll be available at the Bills pro shop online soon enough.

This was my first thought upon reading your plan. I can't imagine you'll have any sort of decent "success" rate with this.