Clever, yes. However, puns are only funny if they are truly great. If it's anything less than truly great, I cringe.
Sorry for raining on your parade, gringo.
Meditation can be a wonderful experience. Very calming, soothing, relaxing, and energizing. If people start to claim things beyond that, though, they appear quite kooky to me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Man#Photographic_versions
One photographer got a world press award, apparently. Not sure how much clout that gives him though...
Were those the only three options, and was it an "or" question? If so, that is most definitely retarded. I'm a resident of all three, and I have "allegiance" to all three, I suppose.