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Not fooling anyone.

No it's not, he's saying 15 minutes was way too much.

Does he really? Racists have never had that effect on me. I tend to just laugh. One person has made me physically ill, by talking, in my life.

Dual-boot.

You sure you aren't simply Rex Ryan?

Hm, I thought that every goal they score brings them one step closer to a chance to live their lives out 'til natural death.

Yep.

I'm almost certain they're talking about Christiano Ronaldo, considering the Ronaldo that played for Brazil in the '06 cup is not playing in this cup.

The one you're looking for is probably Christiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal.

That's what's always gotten me, the "YOU failed my child" mentality. I can't think of one teacher that actually wants any student to fail (well, except for my senior year physics teacher, but that's a different story ).

That is an awesome comparison.

Speaking of the gifts, what do you get as a gift for the Queen? Honestly curious here, maybe jewelery? A piece of art?

Yeah, it's amazing how much soccer athletes can physically age in that time. Some of the shortest careers in sports are in soccer.

Nope, not even on the team, I don't think. There's a reason why he isn't on Barcelona anymore.

Apparently she got her mom's brains, that's another thing going for her.

I'm tempted to link to the actual picture... Naaaaaah.

Reminds me of what I believe was Pataki's first gubernatorial race. There was a prisoner in New York serving a 20-year sentence, but had the death penalty waiting for him in (I believe) Oklahoma. Cuomo wanted the guy to serve out his 20 years in New York before sending him to OK. Pataki (playing the part of the fiscal conservative and pro-death penalty) said that, if elected, he would send the guy straight to OK to be executed, and bypass the 20-year sentence in NY. The prisoner in question ended up backing Pataki in the election. If the death penalty is good enough for him, then rotting in prison for the rest of his life would be much better, IMO.

It's because England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland all have different national teams. Scotland, Wales, and N. Ireland just happen to rarely qualify

A curse, a curse on DC Tom I place! He cannot die unless he retires! Muahahahahahaha

Details like this just weigh us down, man.

Blasphemy!

My father's retirement plan, when he was younger, was straight out of a The Who song as well. "Hope I die before I get old..."

She can ask for seclusion, it's far from a guarantee that she'll get it though.

Don't mess with Paraguay.