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That was my thought as I stared at it

Is (2.) supposed to be ZBFQLXB? If not, I really screwed this up. If so, the answers are: 1. SCHOLARSHIP 2. LECTURE 3. CUM LAUDE 4. PREMED 5. ALUMNI 6. DEAN'S LIST I got (6.) first and went from there.

I agree. On a slightly off-topic note, I tend to cross the street whenever I'm walking alone and there is a group of similar-looking people (i.e. frat guys, hood rats, bikers) walking toward me on the same side of the street. Half the time I don't even think about it, it just happens.

Point of note: Tapeworms are a great weight loss supplement.

Hmm, so far the numbers are 2 racists and 2 that favor DC Tom over tapeworms. Coincidence?

I'm slightly above a hat size 8.

I cannot believe it took that long for someone to say this.

Too bad you don't do math before you post drivel.

Is that idiot on your side of the family?

I tried 1 on Friday, didn't get any farther than guesses for the words. No clue how to put them in that box. But 2, I believe is: 1500 1500*(1/3)=500 (people without hats) 500*(2/5)=200

You ass!

!@#$ the cyber police. USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

Who's the !@#$ who voted for theocracy?

dude, we're all guys here, why aren't you thinking about boobs?

Probably from their penises.

Shoulda come and visited me. I'm about 20 min from Woodstock (horribly overrated town, by the way).

This is great advice. True fashion is (virtually) timeless, especially for men. Button-down shirts and khaki or denim pants that fit well and are made well will both look good for a long time and last a long time. Also, if that suit hanging up in your closet is too big in the stomach after you've lost weight, go get it tailored, don't waste money on a brand-new suit. That suit, after properly taken in, will look great. I second this I watch my co-workers blow an hour or two's wages on eating out at lunch every day

Geez. I keep telling the kids whose computers I fix at school, "You can stream porn for free now. Quit downloading it."

It fell through at some point. I know the Rhinos were pushing to get into the MLS. Someone more local could probably give you some details...

I'm assuming that was supposed to say "can't." Well, if that is the case (bolded), then one might wonder why there are homosexuals at all. Got an answer to that? Most people like you do, although it is always unsatisfactory.

This dude.

http://www.tshirtmonger.com/wordpress/wp-c...09/08/issm1.gif

Yeah, that's it. I think the beginning of that bit goes, "The only club you carry out into a lightning storm is a 1 iron."