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This turned out so much better than I expected.

Grab mah musket, Margie, we's a-goin' feudin'!

I'm asking about the 1-dollar word game

I feel as though I must post today.

Well, !@#$, now if they'd only do it for the !@#$ing radio then I could !@#$ing benefit from this.

Speaking of

Indeed. I don't know what I'd do without my body.

One can dream...

I used homosexual republican because they've been fairly prevalent in the news in recent years. Probably the most obvious self-loathing individuals, other than homosexual fundamentalist Christians. As for the rest of your post

Oh, c'mon Brown Sugar...

So he's self-loathing too? But Booster isn't a homosexual Republican, is he?

He's been trying, trust me.

Link Missed already by Yankees and baseball fans around the world. He was 99.

Furthur, absolutely. This tour is amazing. Is this supposed to be our favorite Dead musician, or our favorite dead musician?

His old what? Happy birthday, ya friggin' Canuck!

I do, and Jesus works for the marina. Nice dude. It's no yacht, but it works for a good time and water skiing/tubing with friends.

Jesus cleans my boat.

I don't think he did, but he was childhood friends with Mohammad's 9-year-old wife.

I live in a giant bucket!

Hanging out with my cousin in Letchworth State Park at age 7 or 8 or something like that. There's a bit of snow on the ground, so we slide down a hill on our stomachs. Ended up splitting my head open on a rather large rock. Boy Scout camp when I was 13 or so. My tent-mate brought food into our tent without my knowledge, and forgot to take it out before bed. I wake up in the middle of the night with a huge brown bear in the middle of our tent. He ended up grabbing my tent-mate's bag and walking out with it. Scared the **** out of me though. Got some near-death experiences, but those were all from obvious risks.

Dat nose...

My father works for the Commission for the Blind in New York. A few years ago, Office of Children and Family Services purchased some silent hybrids for his department. Guess how well that went over.

Stop talking to yourself like that.

I have one to add today: Warren Zevon - Learning to Flinch (live album)

Dane Cook sure gives him a run for his money.