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Gary Cooper, even though I'm not dead.

Damn it all.

Care to explain? Am I extrapolating too much from, "The flourishing of human life and cultures is compatible with a substantial decrease of the human population. The flourishing of nonhuman life requires such a decrease?"

Ah - I misunderstood, then. Well I guess what it comes down to for me, then, is being a fan even when I have to look at them and say they suck. Cheers.

My point exactly.

I think here (the bolded) is where you get most people here wrong. Every Bills fan I know doesn't take a Bills loss to heart and let it destroy their day/week. It's more like, "Well dammit, the Bills lost again. It'd be nice if they had won. I enjoy it when they win." Then normal people think about what's going on at work the next day. Also: what alternate universe are you speaking of? Did you mention it before? I missed it.

The cheap hair pieces come off when you go swimming, I suppose that would be rather embarrassing.

We don't mind. We love the Bills, and probably always will. If you don't, well, that's up to you. Maybe we don't need the money we spend on following the team, and reasonable people don't get aneurysms over football games anyway. My question to you would be: What shortcoming in your life are you (and Corky there) trying to make up for? You could just buy a BMW instead of posting this sort of crap.

I feel as though there's nothing wrong with not allowing fat chicks into the club.

Sounds like an environmental paradigm called "deep ecology." The deep ecology movement calls for the sterilization of 5 billion people in order to cut the population back. Even crazier: feminist deep ecology.

I'm bigoted against bigots Wait...

Well a very happy birthday to you, sir.

As a Boeing 747, I really hate the New York Jets. In all seriousness, it probably should be changed, although it doesn't offend me personally(not Native American).

Nothing like drunken, all-night Risk marathons to test a friendship

Smallpox blankets, Native American style. That'll teach 'em.

That's my choice when I want to tell somebody they're stupid, especially in real life.

Anglo-Saxon. None of that dirty Eastern European blood for me

All Supersize Me did was make me crave a DQPC, fries, and a chocolate milkshake from McD's.

There's a special diet that works for EVERYBODY. It's called the 600 calorie/day diet. I'm kidding of course... it's actually called the anorexia diet.

****, man. Tell me about it. My neck has been hurting like a mother nowadays and she won't even return my calls

You've been aggressive these past few days, Joe. Something you need to talk about?

My $.02: I'm guessing he pleads out. He will not want to take his chances with a jury on this one, especially if 1st-degree murder is on the table. My guess: a guilty plea to 2nd-degree murder or 1st-degree manslaughter. Anyone want to start placing bets? This could be fun.

Let's get Puente in here. Maybe we can do a seance to get Che to give us inspiration to rebel.

If you feel like channeling Chef, try making your own.

Wireless or wired? What browser are you using?