LeviF

You didn't tell me I was supposed to be coming over

Cue Apple fanboy vs. Android fanboy fight.

Levi seems to think so.

You remind me of LeviF91 in real life. You're referring to yourself in the 3rd person.

You see, then, where there is a lot of room to squirm around and spend money on stupid things while still parading about and declaring that you're "fiscally responsible"? I realize this but, as has been stated in this thread, it's the people and the folks that represent those people that make up the movement. Many (not all) of the local "tea party" politicians and the more nationally recognized ones cling to this "family values" crap. Even Rand Paul is "100% pro life," and wants the government to define "human life" for us.

I have a problem with it. What the !@#$ does "fiscal responsibility mean"? Is it "fiscally responsible" to slash away at domestic programs (whatever, fine by me) while continuing to increase military spending and continuing to treat aid to Israel as a 3rd rail (not fine by me)? What constitutes "excessive taxation"? What about "excessive spending"? Seems like there's a lot of room for "tea party" politicians to claim to adhere to this mission statement while not being fiscally responsible at all. I'm sure everyone on this board is against "excessive taxation" and "excessive spending," the question lies in how we define such things. The mission statement goes on to talk about how they want "Constitutionally limited government" but there are vastly different interpretations of the Constitution even among those who are the very depositories of the laws: courts and judges. Frankly, the last things I want are more lawmakers who polish their **** with terms like "fiscally responsible" when, in reality, they're spending more and more money on a military that intervenes virtually everywhere and a tiny country that can spend its own money on their military. Jeez, and I haven't even mentioned the "family values" bull **** that so many "tea party" politicians cling to. Sure, the market can be free, but your bodies and bedrooms can't! !@#$ that. Tom's not the only one who's ornery today.

I thought that always went without saying.

Awesome. Nothing brings out morons on both sides of the aisle like a good Jesus thread. Criminy. Jesus a "crutch?" Really? And what the hell does this have to do with Haiti, Japan, and Chile? Oh, and I can't forget the obligatory post that only has Bible verses in it. That was "Hay-Soose," silly.

Could they? Why don't they care less, then?

That's great.

A link to Stormfront, a brilliant capstone to a solid week of trolling, from "GelMibson." Awesome

Scrambled eggs, Carnation instant breakfast, smoothies, shakes, soups, etc. should all be OK for eating.

He was serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Rather similar to the 9th Circuit, there.

Thank goodness someone finally said it. I don't think even Dexter has expressed hatred of Jews, just a hatred of how we treat Israel. He hasn't even said he hates Israel; I'm fairly certain of that. Even if he said he hated Israel, let's think about this for a second (I'm going to go ahead and pull an OCinBuffalo here...) Hating China != Hating Chinese people Hating Iran != Hating Iranian people Hating Israel != Hating Israeli people If he means what I think he means by "card tossing," than that is exactly what people do when they call anti-Zionists (or those who think similarly) anti-Semites. Dexter should be called all sorts of names, but I don't think anti-Semite is one of them.

We need one of those smileys that are similar to an old cartoon character's reaction to seeing a beautiful female: with the eyes bugging out and the smiley hitting itself over the head with a mallet, while an alarm sounds "AAAOOOOOOGA!"

I hope you're against the death penalty and using rats in lab tests, as they often kill those rats.

Some of the better advice I got about bullies when I was 9 or 10 years old: If they push you once, ask them not to do it again. If they push you a second time, tell them not to do it again. You don't let them push you a third time.

Where's Simon when you need him?

They say Cornell is the easiest Ivy to get in to, and the hardest to stay at. He gets credit when he graduates.

I'm pretty sure lybob has 3rdnlng on his ignore list.

!@#$ you! NSFW

No, but he hears clips of him on MSNBC.

Let's get it out of the way... So they uncovered the Catholic Church again? Woo. Glad I got that out of my system.

Reminds me of a line I heard or read once, something like "Think of how stupid a person with average intelligence is. Now, by definition, half of the population is dumber than that." So, instead of 1 in 5 Americans enjoying screwing around on polls, perhaps 5 out of 10 Americans are just plain stupid. Or maybe even 6 in 10.