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Scrambled eggs, Carnation instant breakfast, smoothies, shakes, soups, etc. should all be OK for eating.

He was serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Rather similar to the 9th Circuit, there.

Thank goodness someone finally said it. I don't think even Dexter has expressed hatred of Jews, just a hatred of how we treat Israel. He hasn't even said he hates Israel; I'm fairly certain of that. Even if he said he hated Israel, let's think about this for a second (I'm going to go ahead and pull an OCinBuffalo here...) Hating China != Hating Chinese people Hating Iran != Hating Iranian people Hating Israel != Hating Israeli people If he means what I think he means by "card tossing," than that is exactly what people do when they call anti-Zionists (or those who think similarly) anti-Semites. Dexter should be called all sorts of names, but I don't think anti-Semite is one of them.

We need one of those smileys that are similar to an old cartoon character's reaction to seeing a beautiful female: with the eyes bugging out and the smiley hitting itself over the head with a mallet, while an alarm sounds "AAAOOOOOOGA!"

I hope you're against the death penalty and using rats in lab tests, as they often kill those rats.

Some of the better advice I got about bullies when I was 9 or 10 years old: If they push you once, ask them not to do it again. If they push you a second time, tell them not to do it again. You don't let them push you a third time.

Where's Simon when you need him?

They say Cornell is the easiest Ivy to get in to, and the hardest to stay at. He gets credit when he graduates.

I'm pretty sure lybob has 3rdnlng on his ignore list.

!@#$ you! NSFW

No, but he hears clips of him on MSNBC.

Let's get it out of the way... So they uncovered the Catholic Church again? Woo. Glad I got that out of my system.

Reminds me of a line I heard or read once, something like "Think of how stupid a person with average intelligence is. Now, by definition, half of the population is dumber than that." So, instead of 1 in 5 Americans enjoying screwing around on polls, perhaps 5 out of 10 Americans are just plain stupid. Or maybe even 6 in 10.

Good thing he is, we can see how well he's handled the rest of it. Oh, wait.

SiC, last I knew, just kind of quit this board for a while. I think someone said he showed up elsewhere. The Dean takes hiatuses from here that are about as long as his stays. As far as the Zune goes, I demoed one once. I liked it, but wouldn't buy it.

Friendly suggestions go in, allegations come out. You can't explain that!

There some reason why you can't download pokerstars?

You can only fit so many stacks of cash into your rectum.

You don't like any variety of GS cookies?

WTF was I smoking yesterday?

The return of JA? Or is Peace using his old name for backup?

A Canadian, dumb, liberal hippy?

Eh, Booster does this once in a while. Not sure why. At least once it was because he was on a bender.