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His ex-wife and her lawyer hiring a woman to try and get him to do that is probably frowned upon in some way by the law.

Next time, try messaging the seller. Sometimes they'll do any name/number combo.

Doesn't look like there's going to be any. Latest update from VT home page:

Comes with the territory. How is the wee gringette doing?

This from the VT home page: So that was over 90 minutes ago, and we still haven't heard any really bad news. They are still in lockdown, though.

Yep, here comes Andre Reed

Fahkin homos.

Jeez, how many Uncle Toms were discussing that with them?

I second both of these.

Here's a link http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/bubba-smith-nfl-star-police-academy-actor-found-dead-home.html

You really like those e-mails, don't you? Who the hell sends them all to you?

I think I thought I saw you try.

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There's only no risk of injury if you're boring

Do you now?

The only XTC I remember is a new wave band I don't like. Oh, and regarding Queen and Mercury, I'm going to have to agree with Tom. Personality does not equal spectacle. Queen's best concerts seemed to come in the 80's, when Mercury was mustachioed and not wearing stuff like this.

At least they didn't use the word "victim" this time. Addendum: Why did my parents stop getting me a babysitter after I turned 10?

Kind of reminds me of this movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Shark_Versus_Crocosaurus

I think you can. Even if you can't, just go to the Bills area, then browse until you find the vendor and click their name. Then you can search "Bills" within their store and you'll see all of the options.

A telling thread topic, considering you have a few kids yourself, Beerball

I'm just glad you didn't say Dave Matthews Band and Britney Spears

I heard that that's given by PMI. You getting your PMS next?

"You ask me for a Playstation again and all you'll get for Christmas is a beating." -My Dad, circa 1998

I'm not really sure if this is actually Nix/Gailey's thing, especially when I look at religious demographics in the United States (particularly in the black community). Fact is, almost 80% of this nation is Christian, so it stands to reason that almost 80% of American football players will be too (it's probably more than that, if we're honest, considering the southern background that many of these football players come from).

Shark week drinking game, engage!