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I've never seen this post before.

Could be?! ED is definitely not work-safe

I'm definitely getting one while I'm there.

Sent my boss a picture of that cake, he appreciated it. Thanks for the reminder, Fez. And thanks to you, Scott

Ask this guy: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/user/944-nick-in-england/

Actually, he's exactly one bajillion and one years old.

Because you slow down. Time dilation.

To be fair, I was looking at the shoutbox when I posted that. Lots of guys crying about how we're overpaying him.

Now everyone who hated on Promo for posting this, take a look at the reactions to the Brad Smith signing. Tell me you aren't laughing.

Back when I played varsity tennis I'd eat McDonald's and/or Burger King anywhere between 5 and 10 times per week (admittedly, I want to vomit when I look back on this). Same deal with me, though. I managed to maintain weight, stay fit (body fat percentage was around 9%), and keep my blood pressure and cholesterol down. What you eat does matter, but it's not what you eat so much as how much you eat and how much you do to offset what you've eaten. Now I splurge once a month or so, since I eat breakfast regularly and only work out three times per week. That's better.

Scrappy was driving? Jeez, Ralph cheaped out again! Bet they went to Dave & Buster's too.

Was SKOOBY driving the cab?

Jeez, some of you guys need to get a sense of humor

Only because it's the sex trafficking capital of the US

Sweet. Didn't have time to post the rules, LA? Anyway, here goes Week 1 - Buffalo at KC (L) Week 2 - Oakland at Buffalo (W) Week 3 - New England* at Buffalo (L) Week 4 - Buffalo at Cincinnati (W) Week 5 - Philadelphia at Buffalo (L) Week 6 - Buffalo at NY Giants (L) Week 8 - Washington at Buffalo (W) Week 9 - NYJ at Buffalo (L) Week 10 - Buffalo at Dallas (L) Week 11 - Buffalo at Miami (L) Week 12 - Buffalo at NYJ (L) Week 13 - Tennessee at Buffalo (L) Week 14 - Buffalo at San Diego (L) Week 15 - Miami at Buffalo (W) Week 16 - Denver at Buffalo (L) Week 17- Buffalo at NE* (L) 4-12 That said, I'm very much looking forward to The Senator's entry. Glad I have a special friend here as well.

Sausage McGriddles: my true nemesis.

And all of these deaths occurred in federal prisons.

Favorite line

What's our depth at LB? The depths of hell, that's what.

Haven't had a glass of milk in my life. My bones are like glass.

I really need to come to the opener one of these years so that I can have some of this famed Stromboli.

Yes to both. There can be no doubt that I am the next Bills DE ILB. Now who's starting the twitter campaign?

I've already started hittin' the gym. My 40 time is good, I just need to bulk up. See you guys at the Ralph!

He lives by the code in that reality, too.

I just waited for my local FOX affiliate to switch over to the feed. No commentary before or after.