LeviF

I have a few I really like: Do you know why you never read about suicides in the newspaper? Because it's not news. - Joey Comeau I eat vegetables in case I'd feel worse otherwise. And, so I can't blame anything on vitamin deficiencies. So I can be like: this is me, this is exactly how ****ty I feel. - John Campbell If you gave Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox. - Christopher Hitchens (I really didn't like Falwell) and... Please nigga, I'm immune to all viruses; I get that cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses. - His Holiness Pope John Paul II

I suppose this isn't the time or place for GQ vs. Esquire pros and cons

Hey, I'm not the one sitting here picking apart GQ photos.

Damn. Guess that means I'm a baby boomer now. My self-loathing finally makes sense.

SUPER BUMP

Well, it is child abuse.

In all seriousness, my first middle name is Jack. After one of my uncles. My other two middle names are William and Cecil. Welcome to Anglo-American life. The incessant need to give your kid four names.

Actually, yes. It's my first middle name. A lot of my friends actually call me "Jack" when they drink too much. Don't like it? No? Too bad.

Go to "Edit Profile" Then "change profile information" Then under "member title," write whatever you like!

I love Freddie and Queen in general, but I have to disagree with this. "Born to Run"? "Glory Days"? What about "Thunder Road"? Or maybe I'm the only one that pumps up the volume in my car when "Thunder Road" comes on and belts out, "It's a town full of losers, and I'm pulling out of here to win" at the top of my lungs

You can find entire concerts of theirs on youtube with similar quality. Here's another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8-rH2ilkxk

I think he meant driving I-95 was a breeze. He took 95 from Richmond to DC.

He went to DC

:lol: You guys are jackasses.

Amen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwR1ENJeReI

Glad to hear you're ok, Joe. Happy Turkey and Football Day to all.

Ah, "It's a Wonderful Life." Nothing says "Christmas" like attempting suicide over eight grand.

That's not bad at all. Of course, I still think they're terrorists. God save the Queen!

I'm teasing, you moosechaser. Speaking of which, I never understood why that bust was your avatar until I saw that moose picture. The resemblance is rather strong.

I calls 'em like I sees 'em. Sometimes I feel as though the posts that are made at 3am are only seen by the people who are up at 3am (unless you're on arctic time, in which case it's what, 11:30 now?), so I can say whatever I want without consequence.

We are talking about women here. Assuming that they're rational, mature decision-makers is probably a mistake. And then Levi realized that you could substitute "people" for "women" and the statement would still be accurate. And Levi was sad.

No, just an exclamation that seemed relevant.

I don't have any respect for drivers who can only turn left when driving at extremely high speeds.

I severely doubt that the organization has an official stance on the matter.