LeviF

Someone hasn't been in college for a long time. On average, I spend about $35 per week on food (gotta save money for booze). I eat pretty well; I don't seem to be malnourished. Forget the cereal, get a tub of Quaker old-fashioned oats and have a filling breakfast every day for weeks for only $3.99.

Damn us. Damn us all to hell®

2011 Still personifies religions I sure hope you guys don't do this.

I'm also the resident quote-bender.

LeviF91 - Resident fashion expert (just ask OCinBuffalo)

I don't think it was a bunch of bankers.

Sam: What we need is a few good taters. Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh? Sam: Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Gollum: Blech! Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that. Gollum: Oh yes we could. Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips. Sam: You're hopeless.

We don't want anyone from the official Bills boards. That place is a shithole, as opposed to this fine estab... oh, wait.

The Buffalo Bills - 77 The New Joisey Jets - 6 Rex Ryan throws a temper tantrum after the first half and leaves the stadium to head to KFC. Sanchize throws 4 picks and cries while calling his 17 year old girlfriend in the 3rd quarter. Nick Mangold faints and is carried off after allowing Dareus a 6th sack. And, sweetest of all: My friend James has to wear my Stevie Johnson jersey all day on Monday. GO BILLS!!!!!

I laughed so hard at this.

You won't get a dolla' out of OC

I'm kind of teasing. I hand-mash mine, but mostly because I like my potatoes to have a few little chunks in them. I can still work in all the ingredients, it just takes some elbow grease

To be fair, most of the ones I've seen aren't pure beheadings. They're mostly throat-cutting, shootings, and beatings. Let's say, for the hell of it, that you're right. I have a new one. I bet if we went back and forth alternating between Islamist and Russian snuff films, but with the caveat that each video had to be from a different individual or interest group (whichever happens to be represented in the video), you'd run out way before I would. Let's be honest, most of those Islamist beheading videos come from one or two groups. See what I'm getting at?

Using an electric mixer to mash potatoes? Blasphemy!

So your lack of knowledge of something allows you to quantify it? Priceless

In that case, all Russians must be !@#$ing savages too

Huh? He was talking about Americans in general, not American Muslims.

Gotta be it.

Woo American exceptionalism!

Rettata.

I live in an all-student apartment complex. Parents don't dare bring their kids here. "Trick or treat!" "Uhh...here's a joint, kid. Have a blast."

He experienced a very rare neurological spasm when he died that gave him great pleasure. They call it the "death orgasm."

Ask Siri where you can hide a body.