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Now we understand why Chef never had no longer has kids.

Yeah, that never happens.

I sell propane and propane accessories. And talk about timing: "More Than A Feeling" just started playing on my iTunes.

Frozen Snickers. All day err day.

Hey, hey, don't let details cloud your judgement. Ramius probably can't tell us the difference between Olympic and World Cup soccer.

"'Cause I'm a mother!@#$ing P.I.M.P.!"

Which is interesting, considering what they're doing. Instead of re-hashing everything that's been said before, here's the link to jboyst's train suicide thread: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/139880-second-suicide-by-train-on-my-street-in-roughly-a-week/

I thought about suggesting changing "stupid idiot" to "stupid HR guy," but I realized that the latter was even more redundant than the former.

You should copy this post and paste it into the comments below Jamele Hill's column on ESPN.com (which was right on time - posted today). http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/page/hill-120326/lebron-james-other-athletes-protest-trayvon-martin-shooting-show-change-agent-power-sports

I'd rate your avatar but the hypnotoad jokes have all been made alread- ALL GLORY TO THE HYNPOTOAD

I like him very much. But he no help with curve ball.

If you want to read good Christian apologetics (i.e. not Lewis), read some of Plantinga's books, such as this one and this one.

That's what the red lights are for.

That was last Friday night. I'm talking about this Friday night, which is now almost over.

Friday afternoon is quickly turning into Friday Night...

Screw all of you. I drive a 2007 Chevy Silverado 2500 long bed. I drive over cars like yours Murrica!

Aloysius Julius Zeppzerhusen

Speaking of short stories, Joyce's collection, Dubliners, contains a few of my favorite short stories.

Got it for four bucks! Thanks Tom.

The sprinkles. Duh. The euphemism for "penis" was a close second. I listen to too much gangsta rap.

To be fair, it's probably the best opposition research the Obama campaign has acquired thus far.

I really don't get it. I smoke cigarettes. I've had a job that lasted longer than a summer that made me ache all over for the first couple of weeks before my skinny ass got in gear. I saw Inception (granted, that was the only show/movie I checked). My father was a chef. My high school was full of dumbasses. I use extra-coarse sandpaper for TP. I guess since I haven't seen Oprah or Dr. Phil I'm not in touch with the realities of the working-class American. I'll have to let my aunt, who makes >$500k/year, know that she's part of the 99% because she watches Oprah on the regular.

I got a 23. I think something's wrong with that quiz.

At least they don't hold the same opinion that Dr. Dre holds... "So listen to the play-by-play, day-by-day Rollin' in my '4 with 16 switches. And got sounds for the bi***es, Clockin' all the riches, Got the hollow points for the snitches."

I hear you there, Beerball. And for the record, I voted for Revis in the Madden Cover contest