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    And, once again, Filthadelphia gets a 0. Will you never learn?
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    Serena's built like a linebacker.
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    About time
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    I still use "colored." Gets my professors all riled up. Hey, if it's good enough for the NAACP, it's good enough for me.
  6. LeviF
    Needed more space between the setup and the punchline.
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    My father used to work with a chef who took the distinction between gravy and sauce very seriously. To haze the new waitresses, somebody would tell them to go ask this guy for more gravy for someone's plate. His response, verbatim, was, "!@#$ing gravy!? Your mother!@#$ing 2 dollar whore of a mother makes gravy! I make !@#$ing sauce!"
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    A cane.
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    This. Mutilating your body doesn't change your genetics.
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    No, it's at my school, upstate.
  11. LeviF
    Saw a guy wearing an "Occupy" shirt that said "We are the 99%" smoking outside the library today. He had Beats by Dr. Dre headphones around his neck. I asked him what he was smoking, and he replied "Nat Shermans" and offered me one. I then noticed the Movado on his wrist. I now know what separates rich "intellectuals" from the rest of the 1%. I have been enlightened.
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    !@#$
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    I think the article that Dante posted in the OP covers that.
  14. LeviF
    It's not totally unheard of.
  15. LeviF
    With that, DC Tom becomes the first person to reference brucellosis on a football forum
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    Remember who gave you Alvin Plantinga And maybe I'll pick up a couple of tickets. I can throw away a few bucks. Never played the lotto before though.
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    Oh, don't worry, I don't like it either. And I don't disagree with you. It's just that the law is going to be struck down because of an extremely political move by a very smart justice.
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    Am I the only one who sees the humor in this?
  19. LeviF
    Now we understand why Chef never had no longer has kids.
  20. LeviF
    Yeah, that never happens.
  21. LeviF
    I sell propane and propane accessories. And talk about timing: "More Than A Feeling" just started playing on my iTunes.
  22. LeviF
    Frozen Snickers. All day err day.
  23. LeviF
    Hey, hey, don't let details cloud your judgement. Ramius probably can't tell us the difference between Olympic and World Cup soccer.
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    "'Cause I'm a mother!@#$ing P.I.M.P.!"
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    Which is interesting, considering what they're doing. Instead of re-hashing everything that's been said before, here's the link to jboyst's train suicide thread: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/139880-second-suicide-by-train-on-my-street-in-roughly-a-week/
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