LeviF

A Serbian Film

Take some Xanax; everything will be alright.

Never thought I'd use one of those stupid "Connect to Facebook" things in my life. Guess I was wrong. And Joe, that's a damn good idea

- Science - YEC Pick one.

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that made her look sexy. So I got drunk.

The meth probably doesn't help.

This. All of it.

Glad you think that way. If you're ever accused of a gruesome crime, please advise your attorney(s) to not defend you to the best of their ability.

I'll do it. Crazy people always like me.

I absolutely love to hear that.

People in Vichy feel the same way.

I had a teacher back in high school who would stand at the vending machine while he decided whether he wanted Dr. Pepper or Diet Dr. Pepper. "Fat, or cancer. Fat...or cancer. Choices."

I approached this the way you did at first, but caught the mistake when I got a little way through.

Herr Prince.

Try harder! I'm going to keep bumping this until you succeed.

You can close/delete it yourself, silly man.

Mmm...unicorn...

Nice Seriously? Nobody plays cribbage anymore?

This. That guy was ridiculous last night.

My point exactly!

Tell me about it. She's a right B word, that one. Regret it to this day. FWIW, she came up with the term "nemesis," not me.

After that first line, I was really hoping this would be about bowling.

The last two syllables are exactly the same. What is "rhyme" in your book?

To each their own. Her face is wide, but I don't think her shoulders are, given that she's tall (5'10" if I remember correctly). Try this picture (no nudity, but possibly NSFW anyway): http://www.popoholic.com/images/bar-refaeli-01.jpg Oh, and in addition, she is probably all xx, just has a little more testosterone, which helps explain her height as well (not to mention that higher testosterone = higher sex drive ).