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LeviF

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  1. My dating strategy pretty much goes like this: 1. Talk to women. 2. Ask the ones that are decent looking (and aren't too vapid and/or stupid) to get coffee with me or some similar hip bull ****. 3. ???? 4. Profit! 5. Call the ones that provided an appropriate amount of profit to arrange another date. Bottom line: if you have to put in effort beyond one phone call to get another date, it's probably not worth it. Aside from water, kitty is the most common commodity on the planet. It literally flows in the streets. In fact, it might be more readily available: it's relatively safe to consume kitty you find in the gutter. There's always more of it. Don't stress if you spill some or forget where you put it.
  2. Yeah, I found that slightly odd. Of course, then there's only a 10% separation between him and Romney on my results I'd really like to find out how the hell they do that.
  3. No doctoring required, and I don't know exactly how their formula works.
  4. This year's Libertarian Party candidate.
  5. This, and a brand-new logo. I've never been a fan of the grumpy sperm cell or Patriot* Pat taking a dump.
  6. To be fair, depending on what state he's in, it may not matter who he votes for/whether he throws his vote away. New York State has taught me everything I need to know about the electoral college.
  7. Ray Lewis. Mostly because he can kill me from quite the distance away.
  8. He plays for the Bills now. 100%
  9. This is probably true. If I didn't, I'd make her so mad that she'd just have to hit me. But she'll never lose her temper like that again. She promises.
  10. Probably
  11. It's Dana... I posted without reading before; I now see LA has expressed similar, if not less wholesome, sentiments.
  12. My Christian ice queen is on "The Five"
  13. Also... "We don't want our heads rolling down a fright of bears."
  14. It rhymes with "misrael."
  15. Just tell the doc if the percs don't work as well. It's always good for them to know.
  16. For a lot of people, it seems that hydros or percs work for them, but not both. Are the percs a comparable strength to your liquid hydro?
  17. The Irish have philosophers?
  18. You have to press and strain them first, though.
  19. Do yourself a favor and do what I did in high school...don't read the crap they assign you. Night for an American literature class? I knew they had to be !@#$ing around with me.
  20. The new logo should add pink. It'd go very well with the orange and the "aqua"
  21. I still haven't watched that entire movie. I just can't get past them killing off Apollo Creed
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