Figured this semi-LAMP could go here.
A friend of mine from college called me today. She was born in the Ukraine and came here with her parents as a child. She tells me, "I just missed having my first Independence Day." I say, "What the hell are you talking about?" Turns out she took the Oath of Allegiance today! The B word hadn't even told me that she'd taken the test.
Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if some CNN exec said, "Hey, Anderson, our ratings aren't that great, and it's not like it'd be a huge surprise if you came out, so..."
What I said was a joke. /dev/ should have said "I couldn't care less." As in, "I care so little that I couldn't care less than I do now." "I could care less" implies that you care at least some significant amount, to the point where you could care less than you do now.