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How much, exactly, do you know about panhandling?

He'll save every one of us!

What'd we do, get a copy of TO's most recent football contract?

1. It's a great karaoke song. 2. She bagged a husband in the end, didn't she?

If you do actually care about the song, maybe you can "compromise" on it by picking a recent pop/rock/indie ballad. If you don't care, I like PushthePile's idea. Or you could do something completely silly.

Just get in an elevator and you'll hear The Doors' signature sounds.

Damn. Story was published at the same time as KoolAid's post.

T plus about half an hour from bourbon time here.

I guess it's nice to end a drought, but... people care about doubles?

Fixed Boston - More Than A Feeling Springsteen - Born to Run/Born in the U.S.A. (depends on who you talk to, for me it's Born to Run) Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1000000/One Week (again, depends on who you talk to) Blink 182 - All the Small Things Blue Öyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper Bon Jovi - Livin' on a Prayer The Killers - When You Were Young Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London Steely Dan - Rikki Don't Lose That Number Rush - Tom Sawyer Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication Radiohead - Creep REM - Orange Crush Motörhead - Ace of Spades Michael Jackson - Thriller Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston These aren't necessarily the first ones that come to my mind, but these would be the songs I'd mention if someone wasn't familiar with one of these bands/artists, for example: "Sure you know who Blink is, you remember 'All The Small Things,' right?"

I think he's trying to reference a wine tasting. And yes, doing a terrible job at it. He's probably upset that he couldn't make as many people late for work, seeing how today's Saturday.

Except Rev. Wright's comments had nothing to do with religion. In what world does being a Christian entail being a PEARL !@#$ING HARBOR truther?

Historically, this has happened to the Jews as well.

Rob, this is starting to sound like they either A: want to kill you, or B: want to steal your car.

You have to jack up that price. It's a seller's market, after all

If I have my boards straight, we've had our own resident murderer here. Not to mention a certian horrible human being

This, absolutely.

Figured this semi-LAMP could go here. A friend of mine from college called me today. She was born in the Ukraine and came here with her parents as a child. She tells me, "I just missed having my first Independence Day." I say, "What the hell are you talking about?" Turns out she took the Oath of Allegiance today! The B word hadn't even told me that she'd taken the test.

I know you have, and you know I'm just funnin'. Fight the good fight, LA.

He was just pointing out another group of people that need to shut the hell up.

How badly can they need it? $20 Canadian is like 3 cents in real money.