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Ok, this is a serious question, because I honestly don't know the answer: do some citizens actually not have photo IDs? How do they buy cigs and liquor? Or open a bank account? Is it because they're poor? Then how do they collect government assistance?

Heather must be pretty bad off. One woman does enough damage to a child when she's raising it on her own. Imagine two of them raising one.

Really? Huh. For some reason I always thought it got changed. I don't think I saw it until it was a few pages long.

Your cherry-picking ignores the larger point: this person shouldn't be in the class if they can't go without the device for the hour or half-hour or however long the class is. The instructor made the rules of the class very clear, and the employee had the opportunity to leave at the beginning or not go at all.

We should all come up with questions and compile them in a "TBD Procreation-Approval" forum. What is the appropriate response when you find out that your ex wants to appear with you on the Maury Show? A. "How much money do I get?" B. "!@#$ yeah! I's gonna be on the Tee Vee!" C. "I AM NOT THE FATHER" D. "What the !@#$? Why the hell would I do that?"

Yes, you were. Some mod even renamed it "Heartless, Evil Post." I love the mods over at TSW

Ha, I remember that! If I remember correctly, it took some time for that thread to get moved over here. Interesting stuff.

That was my first avatar here. Good times.

I know who Tom really misses - Steely Dan. And amnesty period? Mill, are you crazy? Apologizing and/or admitting you're wrong is a sign of weakness. Everyone on the internet knows that. And in all seriousness - this board is fairly awesome. I am especially grateful to Alaska Darin for his laissez-faire approach to moderation, which allows for ceaseless entertainment on the slightly more volatile section of TBD. As to the other mods - some people might complain, but I think the moderating overall is pretty darn ok.

This thread derail is made possible by people who take the internet way too seriously. Thank you for your time.

Remember, EII, truth is an affirmative defense to an action of libel.

I prefer .

At first, I'd assumed that him and Derek Jeter had a little, um, "encounter" in the clubhouse.

Guess he's done grieving for his wife. Good for him.

Bastard

"Omg girlfriend, this guy is soooo booooring. i hope he breaks up with me for txting" But seriously, if they're that rude, we shouldn't want to put in the effort to keep them occupied anyway. And then, some women are just so !@#$ing vapid and insipid that I hope they start texting while I'm on a date with them so that I can get away while their nose is glued to the screen.

The image isn't loading for me, but cuddling is awesome. It's all the human contact of sex, but with less disappointment and regret. I wouldn't pay for it, but it's awesome. As for her (again, haven't seen a pic), I'd have to say yes to cuddling unless she's a land whale.

You're welcome.

To be fair, Gilligan's Island is a quality show in which angry lesbians are conspicuously absent.

Admittedly, the first link isn't nearly as nice as the second anyway

As opposed to the replica of Picard's skirt on yours?

There's an extra period at the end of your first link.

This. Some of the truly homeless guys (especially the war vets) have some really !@#$ed up **** that contributed to their being homeless, and they have stories that would make your ears wither and die. I don't begrudge those guys a beer.

I hear a lot of these types of stories (getting fleeced by someone who isn't actually homeless) which is why I never give people cash. I interact with the homeless more than the average person does, so it's easier for me to spot fakes, but I still get fooled once in a while. Can't be too careful with all the box-centric performance artists out there.

FTFY