LeviF

Dem commas, man.

While calling Dane Cook a "comedian" is a stretch, in the comedy world there isn't really such a thing as a hard-line "too soon." Comedians have to test the waters and figure out when something becomes funny. There were people laughing in that video; he's doing his job.

Soon...

People are still buying heroin uh, oranges.

Nope, this one is far worse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

As I once said in a message to Booster, I'd rather slice my taint lengthwise than vote for Mitt Romney. Luckily, it doesn't matter who the hell I vote for. I live in New York. Hooray!

!@#$ you, !@#$ing WOP.

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I was in a money league last year in which I drafted 15th in the first round. My friends/opponents (all know I'm a huge Bills fan) kept saying, "Dude, you won't draft Fred Jackson right now." So I did. I won that league.

Mine this year is Come At Me, Tebro. Last year it was Big Johnsons. I had both Stevie and Megatron.

Better yet, bring something in every day, but sprinkle some sort of highly addictive controlled substance on it. If the coworker hasn't failed a drug test by the time he's terribly hooked on it, keep bringing in the food item, but quit adding the secret ingredient. Suddenly, withdrawal!

Putting milk in coffee = you don't like coffee, so you need to drown it in dairy Drinking Smirnoff Ice = you don't like alcohol, so you need to drown it in sugar Close enough for me.

When I was little my folks and I would visit my maternal grandparents a couple times a year. My grandfather still had his work/army internal clock going, so he'd be up at 5:30am every day. I was a kid, so I'd be up at 6 or so. We'd sit at their kitchen table with our OJ/coffee (OJ for me, coffee for him) and some chocolate chip cookies and play cards until everyone else got up. I miss that quite a bit.

What's with you on Off the Wall? wat

Fixed

Nobody puts kitty in a corner!

Guess there's no point anymore. Might as well close the thread.

Fixed

Indeed. Although it did stop posts of "I !@#$ed some great kitty last night"

Hey, !@#$ you.

A certain synonym for the female sex orifice filters to "kitty."

We are serious. And don't call me Shirley.

I love the irony. RIP Ms. Ride.

We'll wrap your filet in bacon while grilling it

Have a great day, gents (although with the time zones and the date line, not sure if this is the correct day, Kiwi)